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ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a time

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:47 am
by Army of GOD
Dear Nietzsche,

I can't explain why oceans belong in this bagel shop. Oceans can envelop breasts if used like moist towelettes. Saxitoxin swallows oceans but not semen. Seamen like oceanic whales but aren't rapists.

Gollum, like, any Off-topicer, waves at Nietzsche. Love would sadly envelop every anus unless my Mexican Papi eats dicks daily. Seas constantly tremble before Thor's mighty, burning bale of semen. Cornholers named Echinoderms fail to love my cock ocean. Platypuses pontificate powerfully, reaching passionate throbbing climaxes into gaping, little oceans.

Nietzsche, whom gods adore, must believe raping bullpens with excessive wetness is black panther approved. Midgets and blacks have HIV on their minds. However, AIDS is sexy. Lamentably sexy.

A sexy Chinese bastard wrote "porno brings syphillis, but virgins are willing to fornicate". He knows of these gay things Russia has through meditation, accomplishments and possessions. A penis grows under every panda bite.

Nietzsche, lastly, I wish to impart my affection upon your nipples. Life can't get any better than this. You must give your rape kit to Donald Trump. Oceans






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Re: ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a tim

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:01 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
can't

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:28 am
by Swifte
explain

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:37 am
by Metsfanmax
why

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:43 am
by AndyDufresne
oceans


--Andy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:49 am
by Dukasaur
belong

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:10 pm
by Army of GOD
in  

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:51 pm
by waauw
this

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:54 pm
by tkr4lf
bagel

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:00 pm
by Dukasaur
shop.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:01 pm
by Army of GOD
Oceans

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:13 pm
by Gold Knight
can


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm
by AndyDufresne
envelop


--Andy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:19 pm
by Dukasaur
breasts

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:23 pm
by tkr4lf
if

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:26 pm
by Dukasaur
used

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:28 pm
by Army of GOD
like

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:32 pm
by AndyDufresne
moist


--Andy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm
by Dukasaur
towelettes.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm
by Army of GOD
Saxitoxin

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:41 pm
by Dukasaur
swallows

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:44 pm
by AndyDufresne
oceans


--Andy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:46 pm
by Army of GOD
but 

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:46 pm
by Dukasaur
never

Re: ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a tim

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:47 pm
by Army of GOD
semen.