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Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:49 pmby Juan_Bottom
Previous threads where CC named my Cats:
Formula 1 Race Cat and Rusty MegaPaw
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=146901viewtopic.php?f=8&t=194869
Two brothers from a rescue house. Their mother is a white Siamese stray; But they are both tigers, one grey, and one black. Help us name them.
If this thread gets attention, I'll keep uploading pictures.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:51 pmby Juan_Bottom
F1RC is alive and fine BTW. She still has a little trouble where the dog hurt her eyelid, but she's by far the smartest cat that I have ever known.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:53 pmby nietzsche
first one saxi, the second betiko
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:57 pmby Army of GOD
Army of god and God of Army
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:20 pmby Dukasaur
Ping and Pong
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:40 pmby mrswdk
Mao.
'mao' is Chinese for cat, and sounds like 'meow'. Win win I say.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:16 pmby jonesthecurl
and "Ze Dung" is the English for a poop, pronounced with a French accent.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:27 pmby mrswdk
jonesthecurl wrote:and "Ze Dung" is the English for a poop, pronounced with a French accent.
Shame he's not called 'Dung' then.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:33 pmby waauw
Die Überkatzekriegmaschine and Mufasa
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:42 pmby tkr4lf
Corey and Tapanga
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:55 amby degaston
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter...
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:07 amby subtleknifewield
mrswdk wrote:Mao.
'mao' is Chinese for cat, and sounds like 'meow'. Win win I say.
I actually kinda like this name for one of them.
Why not call the more obviously striped one 'Tiger?'
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:43 amby khazalid
tigger and *igger. you have to pronounce the asterisk
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:44 amby khazalid
to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.
et voila.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:46 amby subtleknifewield
khazalid wrote:to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.
et voila.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:02 amby KoolBak
Fookstik and Roy
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:10 amby 2dimes
Hans and Fritz
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:42 amby khazalid
subtleknifewield wrote:khazalid wrote:to correctly pronounce an asterisk, close your eyes and insert the medium sized vegetable of your choice into your anal cavity. clench your teeth, tighten your buttocks and sharply inhale.
et voila.
trashcat can go f*ck itself
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:51 amby subtleknifewield
Watch your language, cause...
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:56 amby khazalid
ceiling cat can go smoke a fucking jobbie
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:01 amby subtleknifewield
Oh dear, it seems I have made him mad.
Now why don't we try for some earnest attempts at naming those cute critters?
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:04 amby khazalid
i wonder if anyone has ever used the phrase 'go smoke a jobbie' in anger. unlikely, i'd venture.
a jobbie is a turd, for the continentals and trump-chumps among us.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:08 amby mrswdk
lawl. I always thought jobbie was ejaculate.
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:09 amby subtleknifewield
khazalid wrote:i wonder if anyone has ever used the phrase 'go smoke a jobbie' in anger. unlikely, i'd venture.
a jobbie is a turd, for the continentals and trump-chumps among us.
And now I sense sarcasm and more anger after an honest attempt at turning the thread back to it's intended purpose...
Really, who WOULDN'T want to give those fluffballs a name?
Re: Name These Kittens
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Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:10 amby mrswdk
Speaking of Scottish men and poos:
Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'
