Conquer Club

in honour of talk like a pirate day, I'll remind you of this...
http://www.thescriptco.com/arrr-riotous-rollicking-adventure-play-script/
...me hearties...

Pirate
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Or.

Muzzleloader
1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

Or.

Cannonball
A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.

seriously...

warmonger 1981 you dense f*ck. that is all

Yeah...seriously....that was not good. Altho I lol'd at the "Pirate"....

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr.

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

Arrr!

Khazalid your mothers vagina was dense so I gave her the Pirate. That is all.

KoolBak the first time I heard the Pirate I laughed. The other two are obviously disgusting.

Anyone for a Hot Karl??

Hot Carl/Karl
A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

Ah the glories of the internet and the modern age! In what other era would it be so easy to learn about and probably watch a video of various disgusting acts?

-TG

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

I couldn't find any Carl/Pirate jokes...but I did find this one. I had to share.

subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

notyou2 wrote:

subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

subtleknifewield wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

DaGip wrote:

subtleknifewield wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

Arrr, swab it yerself, matey!