Conquer Club

I decided to drop by Metsfanmax's house last night.

Matt Harvey was pitching. They gave out Matt Harvey Fat Heads.
It's a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG walk to the ballpark from the parking lot. I had to cross a road by going up to the overhead subway and back down.
Every Sexy Person Naked (no, wait, that's not what ESPN stands for) was broadcasting, so they started at the ungodly hour of 8 PM.
Mat Harvey pitched an excellent game. CC Sabathia started off with two doubles in a row, so the Mets were leading 1-0.
(This wasn't good, not because I am a Yankee Fan, but because Mars Rovers had Matt Harvey and I was in the Semi Finals.)
So after 5 innings of play, with 1 hit 1 BB and 7 K's they turned it over to an idiot. Then to a moron. Then to a ...
Meanwhile, Mr. Met. Launched T Shirts into the upper deck while Mrs. Met pointed out good locations.
The Mets would score another run.
The Yankees scored 11.
I left early because it is still a long ride home even on a Sunday.
I'm typing this on only 6 hours of sleep.
...
Did you know they allow fans to drink beer OUT OF CANS?
Shocking.

Yes, she was wearing short shorts as well. The temperature was in the 60's. There was a pretty strong breeze as well.
(The Mets Fans who passed by me with the ice cream only made it feel colder.)
I had my official name hoodie as well as my away team jersey of my namesake Yankee player.

did you have dinner at his house?

If you want to make your life public, do it on facebook where your mom gives a damn.

notyou2 wrote:If you want to make your life public, do it on facebook where your mom gives a damn.

Let's not bring my Mother into this.
She's 87 years old.
A true Yankee fan.
And she was sitting next to me.
Because that's what a son does.

My Mother wouldn't touch Facebook with a 10 foot pole.

Army of GOD wrote:did you have dinner at his house?

No, I was in the middle of the aisle. I generally go out to eat more when I don't have to go past members of the opposing team to do so.

my my, so many people wearing hats.

You live on Long Island and are a Yankees fan? What a disgrace.

She looks like she could do with warming up.