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Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:47 pm**

All I keep hearing about is the Shemitah. Shemitah this...Shemitah that!

First it was September 23, 2015...there was going to be a nuclear explosion in Chicago or an Asteroid impact. Now I am being bombarded by this whole Shemitah and the Blood Moon that happens on September 28, 2015.

Has anybody read anything about this Shemitah or Harbingers? This reminds me of the Y2K scare when nothing happens. But today I watched a YouTube video on my PS3, and a commercial came up about the Shemitah! WTF! A FUCKING COMMERCIAL FOR THE SHEMITAH NOW?!?!? It explained about the blood moons in history and that we need to "prepare" now.

Anyway, I found this video not thinking it was even related to the Shemitah. It was about this man's predictions of the future from 1987. I don't know the authenticity of the video, I have found out very little; but here it is:

The guy is French...Nostrodamus was French, right?

Aliens? REALLY? That's how we're all going to die? ALIENS?!?!?

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:19 pm**

Um...ok...Yeah, he's bogus, for sure.

Just like Y2k and 2012 (which was not predicting the end of the world, incidentally, just the end of a calendar cycle)

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:38 pm**

Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:03 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:50 pm**

The aliens are not going to harm those that worship them. They will form a government, lower taxes and eliminate war.

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:52 pm**

That sounds awfully convenient...

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:48 pm**

Phil Schneider was right. This guy killed two aliens.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... nGP_UlkifA

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:12 am**

subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Earth people have TWO sexes? How primitive.

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 12:59 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Earth people have TWO sexes? How primitive.

I like to have eight or nine sexes.

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:04 pm**

Interesting. Have earthlings tried a one-size-fits all attachment? If not, there may be a market on this planet. In which case the planned volatilization would have to be postponed. Oops forget I mentioned that. Just joking.

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 3:06 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Earth people have TWO sexes? How primitive.

Nah, we have more, we just don't like to publicize the fact others exist!

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:00 am**

subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Earth people have TWO sexes? How primitive.

Nah, we have more, we just don't like to publicize the fact others exist!

have you tried grindling your fzinlibup in zimbah position?? That's zaftig.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:38 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Keep telling yourself that, Earthman.

How d'ya know I'm not an earth WOman, alien scum?!

Earth people have TWO sexes? How primitive.

Nah, we have more, we just don't like to publicize the fact others exist!

have you tried grindling your fzinlibup in zimbah position?? That's zaftig.

I have heard rumors that there are some deviants that do that.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:49 pm**

Oh, don't be so prudish. Let most of it hang out.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:02 pm**

No thanks, I prefer good old-fashioned cloning!

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:30 pm**

Make a clone then go f### yourself. A perfect solution, though it's just an odd sort of masturbation.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:31 pm**

I'd do that...if I was into myself!

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:07 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Oh, don't be so prudish. Let most of it hang out.

Oh look at you, mr. plenty-to-spare!

-TG

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:32 pm**

I have several of each. If they all hang out it gets crowded, earth people.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:33 pm**

I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread, but did we live?

Bollocks in 2015.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:55 pm**

Serbia wrote:I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread, but did we live?

Bollocks in 2015.

Seems we did!

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:57 pm**

subtleknifewield wrote:
Serbia wrote:I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread, but did we live?

Bollocks in 2015.

Seems we did!

SWEET!
Seems I can sleep easy tonight then!

Bollocks in 2015.

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