Conquer Club

Who gives a shit? I, for one, express more interest in the puddle in my driveway, especially if there's a frog living in it. Were there any froggies in the puddle found on Mars?

It's pretty significant, particularly to those who theorize there is some kind of life out there beyond our own planet. Or at least those who maintain the possibility.

It's also a sign that Mars really is potentially a future colony.

Funkyterrance wrote:Who gives a shit? I, for one, express more interest in the puddle in my driveway, especially if there's a frog living in it. Were there any froggies in the puddle found on Mars?

Just wait until they find oil on mars.

Also that

where could I buy a bottle of water from mars? is it any good?

betiko wrote:where could I buy a bottle of water from mars? is it any good?

They haven't decided if it's worth importing yet, and if so what the tariff will be.

If we ever screw up the earth, should we move to Mars or should search for a giant wormhole near Jupiter to find a system with only 3 viable planets; 1 close to a wormhole, another covered in ice and the last too far away?
Hmmm, if only there were a movie to enlighten us on the subject.

Water on Mars is important because if there is water on Mars then the EPA can regulate it.

BY the way, any advanced star faring society would consider a gravitational well as a practical hell.

waauw wrote:If we ever screw up the earth, should we move to Mars or should search for a giant wormhole near Jupiter to find a system with only 3 viable planets; 1 close to a wormhole, another covered in ice and the last too far away?
Hmmm, if only there were a movie to enlighten us on the subject.

We actually come from another planet and we managed to make our way till here. You shouldn t worry about that, we ll colonize some other world whenever we re done here.

waauw wrote:If we ever screw up the earth, should we move to Mars or should search for a giant wormhole near Jupiter to find a system with only 3 viable planets; 1 close to a wormhole, another covered in ice and the last too far away?
Hmmm, if only there were a movie to enlighten us on the subject.

Matt Damon already can grow plants on the planet.

I guess if there is water on Mars then participants in the Mars One mission are more likely to survive for a longer period of time. This will increase the chances of them surviving long enough for their social order to collapse and therefore for some fantastic Manhunt-style footage to emerge of the astronauts going crazy and massacring each other.

Fingers crossed for lots more water where that came from!

Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

betiko wrote:where could I buy a bottle of water from mars? is it any good?

Nestle has already acquired all rights to Martian waters.

iAmCaffeine wrote:Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

Even a former physics major can spot a basic chemistry fail from 5 parsecs away.

tzor wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

Even a former physics major can spot a basic chemistry fail from 5 parsecs away.

Even a current physics major can spot a basic humor fail from 5 parsecs away.

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

Even a former physics major can spot a basic chemistry fail from 5 parsecs away.

Even a current physics major can spot a basic humor fail from 5 parsecs away.

Take your go in Denmark you fkn parsec.

mrswdk wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

Even a former physics major can spot a basic chemistry fail from 5 parsecs away.

Even a current physics major can spot a basic humor fail from 5 parsecs away.

Take your go in Denmark you fkn parsec.

I heard that if you take a shower on mars you can use smaller towels as you don t end up as wet. True story! A friend of mine went there las spring to visit his niece!

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

tzor wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Has the wetness of said water been tested? It might have a different level of wet to the very wet water we have here on Earth. Or, in fact, the water here may not be particularly wet at all and the water on Mars could be even wetter, putting our woefully wet water to shame. I wonder if Mars has the wettest water.

Even a former physics major can spot a basic chemistry fail from 5 parsecs away.

Even a current physics major can spot a basic humor fail from 5 parsecs away.

Take your go in Denmark you fkn parsec.

I heard that if you take a shower on mars you can use smaller towels as you don t end up as wet. True story! A friend of mine went there las spring to visit his niece!

Thanks for the info betty darling!

I can't believe someone took that post seriously.. Like, really?

http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-why- ... quid-water

So anyone else find this as funny as I do? XD