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Plastic can make your "penis" small

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:40 pm

The time has come to limit our exposures to plastic.

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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:46 pm

Why is penis in quotes? Is it a metaphorical penis?

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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:53 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Why is penis in quotes? Is it a metaphorical penis?

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Yes I did add quotes, only to point out there's other dangers besides having a small penis. Boys can develop breasts, among other dangers resulting in consuming and using plastics that have molecules that mimic estrogen.
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Postby degaston on Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:51 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Why is penis in quotes? Is it a metaphorical penis?

-TG

Well, in your case... ? :lol:

Alas, it's apparently only effective in the womb, so this information is of no help to those of us with the opposite problem.
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Postby betiko on Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:59 pm

Is plastic a metaphore for credit cards?
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Postby waauw on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:06 pm

Plastic is a very popular ingredient in asia. You can eat it with everything. Especially the plastic wrapped noodle cups are delicious.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:51 pm

degaston wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Why is penis in quotes? Is it a metaphorical penis?

-TG

Well, in your case... ? :lol:

Alas, it's apparently only effective in the womb, so this information is of no help to those of us with the opposite problem.


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Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:55 pm

I've seen that guys show before. He's kinda asshole with a 1 dimensional point if view.
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Postby tzor on Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:35 am

Unfermented soy products can also do this as well.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:57 am

Plastic and soy products? I have sometimes wondered who was at fault.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:00 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:03 pm

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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:11 pm

2dimes wrote:What about this Bernie?

http://www.plasticpenisextentions.com


Sorry the page is not opening, of course my software may be blocking it as being dangerous. :oops:
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Postby degaston on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:13 pm

Why are people fussing over plastics when there's a much bigger threat out there?

Dihydrogen monoxide, at room temperature or below, will make your penis shrivel up like a stack of dimes.

Not to mention that it kills hundreds of thousands of people every year, is a major component of acid rain, and can be found in your tap water at home.

Learn the dangers of this deadly chemical: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
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Postby degaston on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:21 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
2dimes wrote:What about this Bernie?

http://www.plasticpenisextentions.com


Sorry the page is not opening, of course my software may be blocking it as being dangerous. :oops:

Looks like that URL is available. I'm looking for business partners - any takers?
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Postby rockfist on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:23 pm

Estrogen blockers that you should take as part of your normal cycle would counteract this anyway so its a moot point.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:27 pm

[quote="degaston"]

Dihydrogen monoxide, at room temperature or below, will make your penis shrivel up like a stack of dimes.

I hope this is not an attack on 2dimes
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:28 pm

rockfist wrote:Estrogen blockers that you should take as part of your normal cycle would counteract this anyway so its a moot point.


So....we take more chemicals to counteract other chemicals?
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:32 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
I hope this is not an attack on 2dimes

No problemo.
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Postby owenshooter on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:33 pm

leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-Jésus noir
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:48 pm

owenshooter wrote:leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-Jésus noir



That's a fallacy. You are just race baiting or worse.
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Postby degaston on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:50 pm

owenshooter wrote:leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-Jésus noir

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2dimes wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
I hope this is not an attack on 2dimes

No problemo.

2 dimes is hardly a stack, but at least it's not a metaphor.
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Postby degaston on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:51 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
owenshooter wrote:leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-Jésus noir



That's a fallacy phallusy. You are just race baiting or worse.

FTFY
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Postby degaston on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:55 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:That's a fallacy. You are just race baiting or worse.

Also, owen is very good at race baiting.
You could say he's a master baiter.
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Postby owenshooter on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:55 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
owenshooter wrote:leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-Jésus noir



That's a fallacy. You are just race baiting or worse.


the black jesus does not race bait, he only speaks the truth... the triple truth, ruth...
we all know white guys only have one chance at anything large in their pants!!!




DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!!!-Jésus noir
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