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The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:36 pm
by saxitoxin

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:41 pm
by mrswdk
International Day of Body Fascism

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:54 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
I would probably hire a prostitute just for spite's sake, if I knew where to obtain such services.

-TG

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:56 pm
by saxitoxin
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would probably hire a prostitute just for spite's sake, if I knew where to obtain such services.

-TG


Look on the left side of the screen where it says "Interaction Menu." Then click "Inbox" and then click "Compose Message." In the "TO:" line type the following letters: m, r, s, w, d, k (no commas). Then, in the message space type what services you'd like to procure. Then click "send."

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:06 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Hot diggity.

-TG

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:10 pm
by betiko
Giggity giggity!

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:14 pm
by riskllama
what about escorts and courtesans? are they lumped in here as well, or do they get their own day?

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:06 pm
by notyou2
Is there a Mistress day?

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:17 pm
by owenshooter
couldn't figure out what my mom was still doing at home...-Jésus noir

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:49 am
by Funkyterrance
I'm not going to let some poor prostitute starve because of a silly holiday; on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows!

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:51 am
by riskllama
Funkyterrance wrote:I'm not going to let some poor prostitute starve because of a silly holiday; on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows!

best philanthropist ever?

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:21 am
by saxitoxin
Funkyterrance wrote:on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows


Later, at FT's home ...

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Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:27 am
by Funkyterrance
saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows


Later, at FT's home ...

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I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers but Esmeralda's not really my type, saxi... I prefer shemales.

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:42 am
by waauw
I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:53 am
by Funkyterrance
waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:01 pm
by waauw
Funkyterrance wrote:
waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.


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Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:02 pm
by Funkyterrance
waauw wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.


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Are you insinuating that the only way a dwarf can get a date is with a prostitute???

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:34 am
by waauw
Funkyterrance wrote:Are you insinuating that the only way a dwarf can get a date is with a prostitute???


I'm saying dwarves and prostitutes seek each other out. It's a force of nature.