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Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:53 pm
by mrswdk
Prove it by turning a string of text on a computer into a feeling of euphoria:

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Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:54 pm
by mrswdk
This is now a QR code thread.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:01 pm
by mrswdk
Image

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:47 pm
by Serbia
I thought I was, but this thread proves I'm not.

Bollocks in 2015.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:52 pm
by ManBungalow
When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:16 pm
by Bernie Sanders
ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?


My guess is that all 14 year old boys are Wizards.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:54 pm
by Army of GOD
You're a lizard, Larry

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:43 pm
by Funkyterrance
I may not be a wizard but you're a fucking nerd!

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:52 am
by waauw
Legend says that if you do a helicopter dick you'll be able to fly.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:01 am
by Ronaldinho
Cape.
show


Or no cape.
show

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:10 am
by UCAbears
I have a wizards sleeve

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:23 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
That's tough, man. Maybe you should see a taylor.

-TG

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:11 pm
by rishaed
ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?

Only if you're still single past the age of 30.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm
by notyou2
I married a witch that can see the future.

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:26 pm
by mrswdk
Lucky dip - round 2!

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Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:31 pm
by subtleknifewield
Amusing.

No, I'm a squib :P

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:26 am
by rishaed
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:43 am
by subtleknifewield
rishaed wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.

-TG

Huh... Then is he a squid?

I think youare right...he is confusing squib with squid :P

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:11 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

-TG

Re: Are you a wizard?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:40 am
by subtleknifewield
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.

YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!

-TG

So sorry I didn't get another nation's slang...owait :V