ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?
Only if you're still single past the age of 30.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm
by notyou2
I married a witch that can see the future.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:26 pm
by mrswdk
Lucky dip - round 2!
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:31 pm
by subtleknifewield
Amusing.
No, I'm a squib
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
A damp one, maybe.
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:26 am
by rishaed
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.
-TG
Huh... Then is he a squid?
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:43 am
by subtleknifewield
rishaed wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.
-TG
Huh... Then is he a squid?
I think youare right...he is confusing squib with squid
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:11 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:40 am
by subtleknifewield
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG
So sorry I didn't get another nation's slang...owait :V