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President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:08 pm
by mrswdk
Xi Dada will be arriving in London on Monday, to stay with the Queen at Buckingham Palace during his 4-day state visit to the UK :D

London plays up the pomp for Xi’s visit

Chinese president Xi Jinping is set to address the UK parliament, dine at Buckingham Palace and ride in a royal carriage next week as London rolls out the reddest of red carpets for the Communist party leader. Indeed, so warm are ties that one of the last remaining niggles is a matter of mere protocol: how high to pitch the pre-visit hyperbole.

Beijing and London have been engaged in linguistic ping pong for weeks, batting back and forth ever more florid descriptions of mutual affection, officials organising the visit said.

China started the bidding by calling 2015 a “big year” for ties. UK officials then offered “a golden year”, but by the time David Cameron, the UK prime minister, spoke recently on the phone to his counterpart, Li Keqiang, he had elevated this to “a golden time”, the officials said.

Chinese officials then went into a huddle. They felt that “a golden time” sounded like it might be a description of things past and so suggested “a golden era”. But when Oliver Letwin, a UK member of parliament, gave a speech in late September to honour Chinese national day, he used the phrase “golden decade”.

Whichever description wins through, the intent is clear. Both London and Beijing hope that Mr Xi’s visit will lay foundations for mutual benefit. The UK is seeking Chinese investment for regeneration projects in northern England, including £11.8bn of contracts for the HS2 high speed rail line.

The warmth in UK-China ties stands in contrast to the US’s wary relationship with Beijing, marking a divergence between London and Washington on a big issue for foreign policy. Mr Xi’s trip to the US last month was defined partly by issues such as cyber espionage and strategic competition in the South China Sea.


http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f27d4e20-7100 ... z3oriBs31k

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:09 pm
by mrswdk
Long live the Sino-UK friendship, working in harmony for a better tomorrow for all of us :D :D

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:10 pm
by mrswdk
Hurray for President Xi, hurray for the magnificent foresight of the British government \(^0^)/

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:26 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Oh, i was wondering what occasioned your new avy.

-TG

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:14 pm
by mrswdk
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Oh, i was wondering what occasioned your new avy.

-TG


It's hawtness occasioned it.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:17 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Not exactly subtle.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:01 pm
by mrswdk
If you want subtle, go read some poems.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:36 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Yeah, this is the internet, not a dinner party at your gf's parents' house.

-TG

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:06 pm
by khazalid
he'll be right at home with QE and the rest of the lizard people

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:11 pm
by riskllama
they'll probly kick his ass to the curb after he repeatedly ignores their request to "get yer damn elbows off the dinner table!!!"... :lol:

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:31 pm
by saxitoxin
mrswdk wrote:Xi Dada will be arriving in London on Monday, to stay with the Queen at Buckingham Palace during his 4-day state visit to the UK :D


Is he going to need to bring a sleeping bag? Does the palace have spare towels? Just a bing-dot-com search finds many large countries like France, Canada, USA, etc. have guest houses and don't make visiting dignitaries bunk-up in the room down the hall. I find this all incredibly gauche.

FURTHER, Xi staying in the room down the hall means he'll essentially be on equally as intimate terms with the Queen as Prince Philip.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:16 am
by subtleknifewield
mrswdk wrote:If you want subtle, go read some poems.
muy_thaiguy wrote:Not exactly subtle.
Hey, stop using my name in vain! :evil:

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:38 pm
by mrswdk
Xi Dada is here, and keen to eat some fish and chips :D

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:48 am
by rishaed
mrswdk wrote:Xi Dada is here, and keen to eat some fish and chips :D

So he's in China? Eating Fish and Chips? Really... Tell me more. 8-[

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:26 am
by mrswdk
rishaed wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Xi Dada is here, and keen to eat some fish and chips :D

So he's in China? Eating Fish and Chips? Really... Tell me more. 8-[


He's in the UK, as per the title and contents of this thread.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:30 am
by rishaed
mrswdk wrote:
rishaed wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Xi Dada is here, and keen to eat some fish and chips :D

So he's in China? Eating Fish and Chips? Really... Tell me more. 8-[


He's in the UK, as per the title and contents of this thread.

Grammatically thats not what your sentence means Unless you live in the UK as well. O:) (Source of my wordplay)

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:32 am
by mrswdk
I do live in the UK.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:39 am
by mrswdk
Post of the Year 2016.

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:34 am
by mrswdk
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Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:40 am
by mrswdk
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Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:28 am
by ConfederateSS
mrswdk wrote:Image

-----The real reason for the visit. He found out that THE NFL GAME between the Buffalo Bills and the Jacksonville Jaguars, is in LONDON this weekend. LIZZY had an extra ticket. ;) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... :D :D :D :D

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:15 pm
by saxitoxin
Best moment of the Queen ever caught on film was her candid reaction when she found out she was gonna hafta go to a baseball game in Washington ---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-I3DOsN9pw&t=4m50s

Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:45 pm
by mrswdk
Fish and chip day is here :D :D :D


Re: President Xi soon to arrive in London!!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:07 am
by waauw
Read that president Xi expects from the UK to advocate China's views within the western world.
Advocate how? The UK is not THAT influential :lol: