Conquer Club

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/daniel-craigs-james-bond-has-drunk-the-most-alcohol-but-had-the-least-sex-a6711526.html


Daniel Craig has been the drunkest Bond ever.
Pierce Brosnan was the bloodiest.
George Lazenby was the most successful in the sack.

This is all per film, of course, not in aggregate. Roger Moore still penetrated more twats in total -- 19 girls in 7 movies.

What a misleading title

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

waauw wrote:What a misleading title

It's called a pun...

waauw wrote:OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

True, true...

waauw wrote:What a misleading title

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.



He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

waauw wrote:What a misleading title

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.



He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.

With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss

waauw wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

waauw wrote:What a misleading title

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.



He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.

With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss

Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.



They invented the first 15 and 30 pack carton, others copied them.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.

American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.

waauw wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

waauw wrote:What a misleading title

OT: Daniel Craig looks like Putin, of course he drinks

The new Bond has changed his drinking to a safer drink.



He now leads all Bonds in beer drinking.

With Heineken? Disgraceful. Heineken = cat piss

Seriously. I tried a Heineken once (the bartender gave it to me free), and it tastes like b.o. smells. It's horrible.

-TG

waauw wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.

American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.

I'm sure it has to do with The Netherlands having better Football [Soccer] players than Belgium.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

waauw wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Well it looks like a lot of people like cat piss then. I like Heineken and Amstel Beer, but American domestic beer, it's Stroh's Beer.

American beers are fine as long as they're not light-beers, but here in Belgium it's considered shameful to drink Heineken.(only Heineken, though the bad image does reflect on all Dutch beers unfortunately)
They once tried selling it at the local football club here, as main sponsor, beer sales plummeted and after just 1 year they switched back to Belgian Maes.

I'm sure it has to do with The Netherlands having better Football [Soccer] players than Belgium.

Looooooool, yeah I'm sure that's it.

show

Yes, I was disappointed with The Netherlands. Was the first time in a very long time that the Dutch didn't make it to the finals.

But the Belgiums are the big surprise this year, let's see if they can continue with their winning ways.

I do love the Belgium blonde beers here in America

I misread this topic as "Blond Ratios"


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:I misread this topic as "Blond Ratios"


--Andy

fixed

Came in planning to insert a James Bond joke into a serious discussion about bonds.

Left highly pleased.

she IS cute...