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Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:55 am**

President Barack Obama tasked Vice President Joe Biden with curing cancer during Tuesday’s State of the Union.

This was much to the surprise of Biden, who reacted quickly, mouthing to House Speaker Paul Ryan that the initiative was “news to me.”

http://time.com/4178517/cancer-state-of ... den-obama/

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:17 am**

Quite frankly, I don't understand why he would wait 11 months. Why not cure cancer by Easter? That would be good.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:58 am**

Is that guy on the right chewing? What a slob.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:24 am**

mrswdk wrote:Is that guy on the right chewing? What a slob.

Obama threw-out candy as he was entering the chamber this year Just like snack-size Almond Joys and such like you give out at Halloween. It was a good idea I thought. Lightened the mood.

mrswdk wrote:Is that guy on the right chewing? What a slob.

If your vagina wasn't so filthy you might have cause to complain.

mrswdk wrote:Is that guy on the right chewing? What a slob.

Interesting observation!

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:37 pm**

Obama always oversteps his mandate! The Constitution does not allow the President or Vice President to cure cancer. Only Congress is allowed to do that.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:25 pm**

I think he should freeze and seize all Trump's assets and distribute them to the poor and visible minorities and immigrants, be they legal or none.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:59 pm**

I object to the poll. Time travel already exists. We travel through time in a forwards direction at a speed of 1 second per second.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:28 pm**

I think he should hire Johnny Manziel as his personal party planner.

Bollocks.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:09 pm**

pmchugh wrote:I object to the poll. Time travel already exists. We travel through time in a forwards direction at a speed of 1 second per second.

I think I heard something about quantum entanglement that allows subatomic particles to exist a certain amount of time in the past...which reminds me of the Langoliers.

Posted: **Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:29 pm**

Biden-Style Diplomacy

"What an adventure," exclaimed Kurt Campbell, assistant secretary of state for East Asian and Pacific Affairs, in an August 18, 2011 email recounting travels in China with Biden. "It's unlike any diplomacy I have seen. Any possible topic or reference or poet or Irish lyric or historical reference or 60s pop culture data point can appear with little or no warning."

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/h ... z3ykYDP2r3

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