During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.
Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:26 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.
Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?
Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.
Now abstain from your blow up friend for Lent.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:42 pm
by Army of GOD
Thanks to Aqib Talib, Easter holds no meaning now that I know that the Easter Bunny isnt' real
“There ain’t no Easter Bunny, there ain’t no Santa Claus, there ain’t no Superman,” Talib said after the game, according to the Broncos’ Twitter account.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:16 pm
by tzor
Bernie Sanders wrote:Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.
Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:40 pm
by mrswdk
You guys have no respect
This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.
HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:42 pm
by mrswdk
gong xi fa cai / 恭喜发财
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:51 pm
by mrswdk
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:53 pm
by tzor
mrswdk wrote:You guys have no respect
Anyone who confuses Chinese New Year with Lent in a conversation with a Jew doesn't deserve respect.
It's a lot like confusing Diwali with Thanksgiving and Sukkot and trying to pin down a Muslim Imam.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:45 pm
by KoolBak
I like oxymorons....Giant Shrimp...Silent Scream....A non-boring lent thread (thassa good one)
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:57 am
by Dukasaur
I gave up screwing the daughters of close friends.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:45 am
by iAmCaffeine
Boring.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:40 pm
by riskllama
mrswdk wrote:You guys have no respect
This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.
HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES
why should we respect 4700 odd years of a culture that's worth less than dirt, mrs?
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:55 pm
by mrswdk
I meant you have no respect for my attempts to celebrate this new spring.
Or in this thread, to talk about lent abstinence.
NO RESPECT LA
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:42 pm
by waauw
It's spring already?
summer rains: check
fall rains: check
winter rains: check
spring rains: check
OMG how did I miss the crossing of the seasons
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:57 pm
by Symmetry
tzor wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.
Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.
I'd genuinely like to believe that it was just ignorance rather than deliberate antisemitism .
MrsWdk, you owe an apology.
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:32 am
by mrswdk
You do know that's not really Bernie Sanders, right?
Re: A non-boring lent thread
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:21 am
by tzor
Don't tell anyone that.
We want to see the look in their faces when they realize that the POTUS isn't playing this game and they don't have access to the White House.