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Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:03 pm
by Serbia
This thread is for all things greasy. GO!

Bollocks.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:23 pm
by apey
Trolls that live in their parents basements are greasy
Also good fries.....

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:31 pm
by Serbia
Sometimes my hair is greasy in the morning, but that's why god created running water and shampoo.

Bollocks.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:31 pm
by 2dimes
The inside of apey's new nails.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:41 pm
by apey
Lol dimes they were but then i cleaned em....
My car was pretty greasy but unlike prissy bitches i didnt care.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:45 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Cheeseburger guts.

-TG

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:46 pm
by apey
Vaseline......

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:14 am
by 2dimes
The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:22 am
by apey
Now i want some bacon but idk if im sober nuff to make some!
20¢ come make me bacon

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:24 am
by 2dimes
No can do, man cold.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:33 am
by apey
:D Do it naked heat ya right up
Problem solved and i wont look

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:39 am
by Serbia
NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE GOD

Bollocks.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:42 am
by apey
Serbia wrote:NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE GOD

Bollocks.
:-$ i have a security cam in my kitchen (or i will when he comes)

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:33 am
by Dukasaur
K-grease

http://www.27east.com/news/article.cfm/Southampton-Village-Surrounding-Areas/435489/Keith-Greene-Local-Chef-And-Hells-Kitchen-Finalist-Dies-At-35
Chef Keith Greene did it all, and did it big. Widely known for his flavorful dishes, his unrelenting work ethic and his stint on the Fox reality television show “Hell’s Kitchen,” Mr. Greene—or “K-Grease,” as he was known—was more than just a big personality. To many in the Southampton community, he was family.

Mr. Greene, 35, died last Wednesday morning, August 15, while swimming at Wyandanch Lane Beach. While Southampton Village Police have not publicly offered a cause of death, it is believed he had gone out for a swim before driving to work that morning. Mr. Greene, who lived in Hampton Bays, was the executive chef at Schmidt’s Market in Southampton Village and Schmidt’s Seafood Market in North Sea.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:37 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Superman's hair...

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:09 pm
by Bernie Sanders
apey wrote:Trolls that live in their parents basements are greasy
Also good fries.....

Serbia lives in his parent (s) basement? How greasy is that?

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:11 pm
by apey
Serbia lives in my basement you got it all wrong

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:01 pm
by Bernie Sanders
apey wrote:Serbia lives in my basement you got it all wrong

Guess times are really rough for Serbia. Poor kid.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:19 pm
by apey
My basements awesome i have cookies and a torture chamber

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:58 pm
by Bernie Sanders
They better be medicinal cookies.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:27 pm
by apey
Do you live in Washington or Colorado. 8-[ :-$ :mrgreen:

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:51 pm
by jonesthecurl
2dimes wrote:The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.


Don't you keep the fat?

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:57 pm
by 2dimes
jonesthecurl wrote:
2dimes wrote:The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.


Don't you keep the fat?

I can't seem to get it all out, water always seems to be greasy. We usually give it to the dog. I should probably switch with him, he's skin and bones.

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:07 pm
by apey
You could use dawn as a prewashing agent. And generic doesnt work as well i use the dawn concetrate ×2

Re: Greasy

PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:18 pm
by 2dimes
I have dawn in my kitchen in the basement. I never fry bacon there. In the upstairs kitchen I use whatever crappy detergent was on sale when my wife bought it. I think margarine would work better than some of them.

Sunlight is ok too.