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Canadian Superheroes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:17 am

http://www.denofgeek.us/books-comics/justice-league-united/234800/the-11-greatest-canadian-superheroes

Captain Canuck, Sasquatch, and Wolverine make the list of course, but here's a couple greats you've probably never heard of:

The Polka-Dot Pirate:
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Imagine being a Canadian criminal captured by the Pirate, “The Polka Dots came out of the darkness, she was a demoness, at least 5’3, and she was a pirate…in polka dots!”


but the most uniquely Canadian superhero of them all....

Red Ketchup

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Born an albino, Steve Ketchup was the son of Polish immigrant, a violent alcoholic who beat his son regularly to "educate" him. He used to force Red to play chicken with oncoming trains to help him "become more of a man." and would beat Red if he dodged the train too quickly. His father suffered a massive stroke after beating Red's older sister for her hippy lifestyle. As soon as Red was sixteen he enlisted to get away from his father, and was sent to Vietnam, where he became heavily decorated. After the war he joined first the Detroit police force, and then the F.B.I.

In the Bureau, he swiftly established a reputation for being extremely violent, but terrifyingly effective. "Red" Ketchup, as he had become known, was investigating the drugs trafficker Raul Escobar, when he was exposed to a mixture of drugs including cocaine, and somehow became nearly invulnerable. Since then his boss in the F.B.I., Edgar G. Sullivan, has employed him on the most dangerous missions that the agency encounters, including tracking down Elvis, taking on a cloning racket, and going to Hell.
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:41 am

I thought oversized helmet man would make the list.
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby owenshooter on Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:41 am

the only two i know of...-Bj

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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby riskllama on Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:19 pm

alpha flight, anyone? and wtf happened to Kevin spencer? anyone remember his cartoon? pretty funny shit, as I recall...
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:47 pm

"At least 5'3"

Wow, terrifying. Truly an imposing figure.

Also, his name's Samsquanch.

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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby KoolBak on Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:06 pm

What aboot the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen??? Always one of my faves.....

(actual song starts aboot 7:15......you seen this Dukky?)

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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby 2dimes on Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:22 pm

riskllama wrote:alpha flight, anyone? and wtf happened to Kevin spencer? anyone remember his cartoon? pretty funny shit, as I recall...

Percy told Kevin's teacher, "I'll let you have my welfare cheque if we can do it behind the shed."
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:37 pm

KoolBak wrote:What aboot the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen??? Always one of my faves.....

(actual song starts aboot 7:15......you seen this Dukky?)


Those aren't superheroes. Those are just garden-variety run-of-the-mill heroes...:P
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:42 pm

With kilts. And yaks.

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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby rishaed on Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:56 pm

Pretty suret that Colin Mocherie is a Canadian Superhero in disguise.
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby notyou2 on Wed May 04, 2016 8:51 pm

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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby riskllama on Wed May 04, 2016 8:59 pm

ted cruz... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby riskllama on Wed May 04, 2016 9:09 pm

[YouTube]https://youtu.be/cnhCghc4wHU[/YouTube]
i can't believe i forgot about this guy!!! hands down, the DEFINITIVE canuck superhero!!!
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 05, 2016 5:17 am

riskllama wrote:
i can't believe i forgot about this guy!!! hands down, the DEFINITIVE canuck superhero!!!

Fixed link.

The first 15 seconds were pretty funny, but then it went downhill...)
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby riskllama on Thu May 05, 2016 9:51 am

ah, thx duk - so what part should i have taken out of the link? sometimes i do it right, sometimes i don't...
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby tzor on Thu May 05, 2016 11:46 am

riskllama wrote:ah, thx duk - so what part should i have taken out of the link? sometimes i do it right, sometimes i don't...


You only need the part of the You Tube video code, the part after the ...youtu.be/
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu May 05, 2016 12:02 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
when he was exposed to a mixture of drugs including cocaine, and somehow became nearly invulnerable.

Based on this, I should be a god.
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Re: Canadian Superheroes

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 09, 2016 7:48 pm

I should be dead.
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