What vinyl record speed are you?

[tzor]

Tzor's theory of vinyl record speeds states that the ages of a person can be divided among the various speeds.

When you reach 16 2/3 RPM you are just suitable for voice recordings.
When you reach 33 1/3 RPM you are long playing and in high fidelity.
When you reach 45 RPM you finally become a two hit wonder (with a fantastic flip side).
When you reach 78 RPM you become an old classic.



So what speed are you?

[Bernie Sanders]

33 1/2

The last album is I listened to was Deep Purple Machine Head

The last 78 I listened to was WIPE OUT!

[DoomYoshi]

If you were a teenager in the 1970s you were always being told by previous generations that sex was the very essence of rock’n’roll – but sometimes you had to wonder. An arthritic Chuck Berry on Top of the Pops, slobbering the playground snigger of ‘My Ding-a-Ling’? Rod Stewart jiggling his satiny wee buttocks like some bored old burlesque artist? Any of this doing it for you, kids?