Conquer Club

Ok guys, this is a really complicated thread as we have absolutely no content to bring in here.

Can you please make it more sccessful than the football thread so I can make a point against the evil saxitoxin?

have you ever played badminton, anyone?

In PE class once when we had a female sub. I assume she thought dodge ball was too fun.

-TG

hey my grandparents had badminton rackets and one of these sill things that's kind of a ball but for badminton, so like, with my cousins, sometimes we tried to exchange the badminton thingy as much as we could; and it wasn't totally unexpected if we managed to do more than 10

check it out yo!!!

betiko wrote:hey my grandparents had badminton rackets and one of these sill things that's kind of a ball but for badminton, so like, with my cousins, sometimes we tried to exchange the badminton thingy as much as we could; and it wasn't totally unexpected if we managed to do more than 10

It's called a cock. I bet you've handled quite a few of your cousins' cocks, betty.

-TG

I have played badminton.

I used to play badminton in my Aunt's backyard.

Drop shots shit hell yeah

saxitoxin wrote:

don't pretend badminton isn't arrousing.
It's an olympic sport and american football isn't. (Baaaaaam!)

guys which racket would you recommend?
I have like, unlimited budget.

Badminton is epic. It involves a certain amount of finesse, so naturally the American mud giants and their vassals hate it, but on the civilized side of the world the swish and thwack of the cock is very popular ^0^

My favorite badminton moment was the final of the Olympic men's singles this year. Lee Chong Wei (Malaysia) had lost the 2008 and 2012 Olympic finals to his long-time rival Lin Dan (China). This time he meets Lin Dan in the semis, and in a hard fought match he battles back from being one set down to defeat Lin. It's Lee's last Olympics, but now he's through to the final with his fiercest rival vanquished in his wake. Lee's never won a gold in badminton before, Malaysia has never won a gold in badminton before - at what is surely Lee's last ever Olympics, now is his chance to make a mark for both himself and his country and go out on a high!!!

Lee goes on to to a landmark, emotional final in which he gets roundly thrashed another Chinese (Chen Long). Gold for China again. No soup for you!

mrswdk wrote:Badminton is epic. It involves a certain amount of finesse, so naturally the American mud giants and their vassals hate it, but on the civilized side of the world the swish and thwack of the cock is very popular ^0^

Didn't you already get banned once for disparaging epithets?

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

mrswdk wrote:Badminton is epic. It involves a certain amount of finesse, so naturally the American mud giants and their vassals hate it, but on the civilized side of the world the swish and thwack of the cock is very popular ^0^

Didn't you already get banned once for disparaging epithets?

-TG

Well in the American football thread we have saxi defending American football - a game in which blobs who weigh 600 lbs run into each other then fall over - as the height of tactics and athletic prowess. Clearly the American athlete is better suited to the brutery of a Lord of the Rings battlefield than the nimble elegance of sports such as badminton.

Here in Spain they were all proud because the gold medal for women was won by a spaniard. So since they won the gold they pretend that it's a very important sport followed worldwide.

I didn't make the count but I think that badminton is winning over american football by a landslide at this stage. All asia plays badminton, and any asian can badminton-pingpong the shit out of an american football player.

Badminton is a true men's sport unlike tennis which has turned into a moaning competition.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

betiko wrote:hey my grandparents had badminton rackets and one of these sill things that's kind of a ball but for badminton, so like, with my cousins, sometimes we tried to exchange the badminton thingy as much as we could; and it wasn't totally unexpected if we managed to do more than 10

It's called a cock. I bet you've handled quite a few of your cousins' cocks, betty.

-TG

actually, the proper term for them is "shuttle cock".
badminton is fun, I enjoy it.

waauw wrote:Badminton is a true men's sport unlike tennis which has turned into a moaning competition.

Badminton seems like a game English ladies would take to in the garden before tea, followed by a reading from an Austen novel and a fancy dinner with powdered wigs. It hardly seems a sport.

-TG

I've just foed everyone who has posted in this thread. Even the badminton critics. Even myself.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

waauw wrote:Badminton is a true men's sport unlike tennis which has turned into a moaning competition.

Badminton seems like a game English ladies would take to in the garden before tea, followed by a reading from an Austen novel and a fancy dinner with powdered wigs. It hardly seems a sport.

-TG

didn't take you for a NASCAR fan, TG. ouch!

riskllama wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

waauw wrote:Badminton is a true men's sport unlike tennis which has turned into a moaning competition.

Badminton seems like a game English ladies would take to in the garden before tea, followed by a reading from an Austen novel and a fancy dinner with powdered wigs. It hardly seems a sport.

-TG

didn't take you for a NASCAR fan, TG. ouch!

The llogic of the llamas elludes me.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

waauw wrote:Badminton is a true men's sport unlike tennis which has turned into a moaning competition.

Badminton seems like a game English ladies would take to in the garden before tea, followed by a reading from an Austen novel and a fancy dinner with powdered wigs. It hardly seems a sport.

-TG

Well then stop hitting the shuttlecock like a little nancy boy.