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TeeGee's Funny Name Renovation Run*



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Do you fancy your self a brilliant anagrammist?

Hey! I said, "Feral moody unilingual maniac frat boy strays!"

Or maybe I said, " 'Bully Fry', a corny saga of antirational dummies."



Well, here's your chance to strut your stuff and prove that you're not just a useless bag of air in these forums. Anagrams -- faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to produce groans on a level of your family reunion punning contest.

The time has come to rename the off-topics forum once again, and YOU can do it. Here's how:

Choose one of the following OT names:

1. You are entering an unsafe environment
2. This Forum No Longer Exists
3. The Forum That Shall Not Be Named
4. Schrödinger's Catbox

Generate an anagram of your favourite OT name. Post it here. A special subcommittee of the Community Team will prepare a short list of our 16 favourite anagrams from what you post. The list of 16 will go to the mods for judging.

FIRST PRIZE: The winning anagram will become the new OT name! Its author will get 3500 credits and a General Achievement Medal.
Winner: JNB7 for "Sixteen shots of rum. No girl."

The 15 non-winning anagrams from the short list will be posted here to be voted on by all members.

Second Prize: The winner of the popular vote will get 1000 credits and a General Achievement Medal.
Winner: KingDunk for "Homer Hunts Batman, Fell to Death"

Third Prize: If you have a short-listed entry for each of the four names, win 500 credits and a General Achievement Medal.
Winner: Vonkillenoffen for

• It's more or less fox hunting.
• Oh! The half-mad unstable torment!
• Funny, ravenous, rotten, inane menagerie
• Oxbridge scorns chat.

Fourth Prize: The highest-scoring entry in the mod vote that didn't already win another prize nets 100 credits.
Winner: Symmetry for "T-rex in sight, mofos- no rules!"

Fifth Prize: The highest-scoring entry in the popular vote that didn't already win another prize gets a Pink Star.
Winner: Dakky21 for " The Truth as bland halftone memo"


Things to remember:

• It must be G-rated. No obscenity, no bigotry, no insulting specific members, etc., etc. (I'm not going to post an exhaustive list of things not to do. You know what they are.) Slightly risqué is okay.
• It's not enough to be an anagram. To win, it really should mean something. "Agnes box crotch rids" may be, strictly speaking, an anagram for Shrodinger's Catbox, but it doesn't really mean anything. Random word-strings will (probably) not win the contest. Then again, they might.
• Speaking of Schrödinger's Catbox, you will get special kudos and possibly an extra mystery prize if you find a legitimate anagram that preserves the umlaut. Does not need to be in English, but must have discernible meaning.
• As is normal with anagram contests, punctuation and capitalization is ignored. Thus, you may punctuate and capitalize as you wish to convey meaning.
• Don't spam. Nowadays there are online anagram generators that will give you thousands of (mostly gibberish) anagrams. It's not our job to sift through your list of 8000 word strings and find a gem. It's your job to find the gem, and submit only that. As a general guideline, I'd say nobody needs to make more than 20 submissions. More than that and you might find your post ignored, or deleted.
• Try to submit all your entries in one post. Make edits rather than new posts if you come up with something better.
• Obviously, humour is a plus.

Incidentally, "I Ran TeeGee's Funny Name Renovation Run" is an anagram of You are entering an unsafe environment. Thanks to DY for the observation.




Don't annoy the goats!

Just in case there are 0 other entries, I am going with:
The Forum That Shall Not Be Named

1) You are entering an unsafe environment
=
1) Vent a neuron- an A.Einstein energy forum

2) This Forum No Longer Exists
=
2) T-rex in sight, mofos- no rules!

3) The Forum That Shall Not Be Named
=
3) That mud's an earthen tomb of hell

4) Schrödinger's Catbox
=
4) Scored Boxing Charts

Tenuous* umlaut preservation entry:

4) Schrödinger's Catbox
=
4) Brontë's 90's Dog Chair

*(where XC= 90) (Plus, I moved the umlaut)

2. This Forum No Longer Exists

Anagram: Toxin Flushing Reset Rooms

Saxi's red crotch bong

Schrödinger's Catbox=Grab Six Scotch, Nerd
Or depending on how you prefer it to roll off of the tongue Nerd, Grab Six Scotch

The Forum That Shall Not Be Named:
The Truth as bland halftone memo
The best, half-normal muttonhead

This Forum No Longer Exists:
Sixth rest room gone sinful (or: Sixth sinful restroom gone)
He informs next urologists

You are entering an unsafe environment:
Even near unto ferry mentioning nausea
Unsafe enginery aeronaut inventor men
Inventor men foresee inaugurate nanny

Schrodingers catbox:
God's exorcist branch
Exact Bighorn's cords
A boxer grinds scotch (<--- my favorite when translated in Croatian)

Special attempt at ö...
Ören digs scratch box

Ören is a Turkish surname, take anyone who you like: list of notable Ören's

more to be added

1. You are entering an unsafe environment:
I fear ten neon nuns gave me an ornery UTI

2. This forum no longer exists:
Sixteen shots of rum. No girl.

3. The forum that shall not be named:
Nuthold's haha battlefront meme


JNB

This Forum No Longer Exists

Times short fun girl sox one
'From sightless neurotoxin.'

more to come

dakky21 wrote:The Forum That Shall Not Be Named:
The Truth as bland halftone memo

That's clever- I like it.

Symmetry wrote:1) You are entering an unsafe environment
=
1) Vent a neuron- an A.Einstein energy forum

2) This Forum No Longer Exists
=
2) T-rex in sight, mofos- no rules!

3) The Forum That Shall Not Be Named
=
3) Hoh! Tremendous Flame Battle Then!

4) Schrödinger's Catbox
=
4) Scored Boxing Charts

Tenuous* umlaut preservation entry:

4) Schrödinger's Catbox
=
4) Brontë's 90's Dog Chair

*(where XC= 90) (Plus, I moved the umlaut)

Love that clever use of XC. Number 3 isn't an anagram. You have 2 too many e's and are missing an a in the solved version.

Symmetry wrote:

dakky21 wrote:The Forum That Shall Not Be Named:
The Truth as bland halftone memo

That's clever- I like it.

seconded.

waauw wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

dakky21 wrote:The Forum That Shall Not Be Named:
The Truth as bland halftone memo

That's clever- I like it.

seconded.

Slight mod, "The truth's a bland halftone memo."

*This space reserved for my other entries*

DoomYoshi wrote:

Symmetry wrote:3) The Forum That Shall Not Be Named
=
3) Hoh! Tremendous Flame Battle Then!

Tenuous* umlaut preservation entry:

4) Schrödinger's Catbox
=
4) Brontë's 90's Dog Chair

*(where XC= 90) (Plus, I moved the umlaut)

Love that clever use of XC. Number 3 isn't an anagram. You have 2 too many e's and are missing an a in the solved version.

Urgh- back to the drawing board.

New, dark, entry for 3) That mud's an earthen tomb of hell

Sym why dont you edit your orignal post instead of making replies? they asked for it

This forum no longer exists: It's more or less fox hunting.

Schrodinger's catbox: Oxbridge scorns chat.

The forum that shall not be named: Oh! The half-mad unstable torment!

You are entering an unsafe environment: Funny, ravenous, rotten, inane menagerie

Schrödinger's Catbox = Dice Crash Strongbox

Not sure it makes sense, but once I saw dice crash I had to make the rest fit.

This Forum No Longer Exists = Hitler Grooms Foxiest Nuns

I'm on fire.

This one was trickier...

You are entering an unsafe environment = Vegan Fume, Neuron Arena, Sentient Irony

I liked the words, maybe not the order or the punctuation.

The Forum That Shall Not Be Named = Homer Hunts Batman, Fell To Death

Should have quit whilst I was ahead. Hey ho, one attempt at each.

Oxbridge sans crotch.

THE FORUM THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ... THAT UFO MASTER HE NAMED MOTH NOB

SCHRODINGERS CATBOX ... R DOGS BITCHES ON X CARS ?

OOPS TOO MANY M'S - SWAP THE MOTH FOR HOT