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What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:43 am
by saxitoxin
Well
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:57 am
by khazalid
the hell kin'a question is that?
obviously you use a stall, unless its caked in shit and kebab remnants.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:58 am
by BoganGod
Do a warmonger and piss in the sink. No one washes their hands in public restrooms anyway.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:44 am
by khazalid
you do the warmonger and you turn around
that's what it's all about
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:48 am
by KoolBak
The world is your urinal.....
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:49 am
by warmonger1981
I see that I'm now within the ranks of Owen. I'm on your mind even when you don't want me to be. I'm flattered. And yes, piss in the sink. Or floor. When you gotta go you gotta go. Don't stop progress. Ever!
Oh khazalid. You still wear a diaper. At least I can control my dick. You can't find your dick because your belly is to big. Lose some weight and see your dick again. You would even see your feet again. Then your mom could stop putting those velcro shoes on you. You could even learn how to tie your own shoes. Progress little fat guy. Progress.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:09 am
by Quirk
I've waited in line to pee in the sink at a crowded concert.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:30 am
by waauw
How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:55 am
by mrswdk
Farmer Joe wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.
Yeah, if the urinals are busy then why not just go pee in the nearest stack of hay?
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:02 am
by Dukasaur
waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.
A lot of arenas don't contain trees or bushes.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:22 am
by DoomYoshi
Wet myself with indecision.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:04 pm
by riskllama
DoomYoshi wrote:Wet myself with indecision.


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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:08 pm
by 2dimes
catheter
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:11 pm
by Dukasaur
DoomYoshi's lunchbox.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:12 pm
by patches70
What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:56 pm
by hotfire
patches70 wrote:What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.
fitted maximum protection?
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:42 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.
You joke, but in the u.s. that'll get you indecent exposure in most states, and placement on the sexual offenders list.
-TG
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:44 pm
by riskllama
well, that's stupid.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:49 pm
by saxitoxin
patches70 wrote:What do I do if all the urinals are occupied? Depends.
Patches won the thread.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:55 pm
by riskllama
yeah, that was pretty good.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:59 pm
by mookiemcgee
I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:37 pm
by waauw
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:waauw wrote:How is finding a tree or a bush not an option? Not thinking of this makes me question your gender saxi.
You joke, but in the u.s. that'll get you indecent exposure in most states, and placement on the sexual offenders list.
-TG
Well then don't take a piss behind the kindergarden while watching in.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:00 pm
by riskllama
I pissed in a soft drink cup at attack of the clones because I didn't want to miss the lightsaber battle at the end. I even carried my liquid waste out of the theatre because llama = good egg.
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:55 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mookiemcgee wrote:I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.
So, you are in the golden shower video with Trump. You are a star!
Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

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Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:27 pm
by mookiemcgee
Bernie Sanders wrote:mookiemcgee wrote:I pissed on Donald trump once in hotel room in Russia.
So, you are in the golden shower video with Trump. You are a star!
I would be if it wasn't for stupid Russian Government censorship...