Conquer Club

Don't ever go in dry. My dick pretty much got an Indian run burn and shit was everywhere.

That is all.

Where did you stick your dick again dds?

Classified.

betiko wrote:Where did you stick your dick again dds?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:shit was everywhere..

It's okay DDS. I had a gay friend and when he lost his virginity, his partner didn't use lube. My friend's arse was hurting for a long time. I laughed for a long time.

Poor, young rookie..... one day you will learn, grasshopper.

iAmCaffeine wrote:It's okay DDS. I had a gay friend and when he lost his virginity, his partner didn't use lube. My friend's arse was hurting for a long time. I laughed for a long time.

the kicker to this story is that IAC was the partner

ergo he "had" a friend

Shut up saxi, we used to be friends.

Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

warmonger1981 wrote:Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

This times a thousand.

Nothing says "I'm gonna f*ck you raw dogged like a porn star" then boogie spit on your pecker.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Should have used saliva. Natures lube.

This times a thousand.

Nothing says "I'm gonna f*ck you raw dogged like a porn star" then boogie spit on your pecker.

Tears or blood, that extra salt makes the whole arse to mouth thing so much more tasty......... <allegedly, if Llama is to be believed>