BUT If GC was an unbiased chat column, I wouldn't even have need to.
Seriously, don't expect me to waste my time in C&A when any issue I bring up will be thrown out of court and referred back to the very mods that stand accused.
The very fact that I need to write out a report such as this, while a mod can merely ban with a few key strokes makes such complaints untenable, as well as futile.
I publish it here merely as an example of the quotidian societal injustice that the 'non-elite' must endure everyday on GC and elsewhere in CC..
Accused:
LiveLoveTeach
Razorvich
CatchersMitt14
PunkRocker
The accused are suspected of:
Enforcing chat moderation in an unfair, biased, arbitrary and self-serving manner.
As evidence, I offer a transcript from Global Chat on the afternoon & evening of 5 August 2017.
This transcript documents specific cases of unfair enforcement and banning in GC and in CC as a whole
but it also serves as an example of the typical bias that I have witnessed innumerable times in chat.
Note, not one line of interstitial dialogue has been omitted.
Razorvich: If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
benbomb: BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razorvich: Why is the word abbreviation so long?
benbomb: because its loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wayneallstar: why si the fear of long a loing word?
wayneallstar: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
wayneallstar: the fear of long words is very long
wayneallstar: i got the question of all questions.
wayneallstar: why is it so hard to resete a childs password in microsfot family
Dukasaur: If you travel to Dagobah, there is someone there who can answer your questions
Razorvich: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Dukasaur: ditto
Dukasaur: It's Dagobah for you also
D3A7H: if a tree falls in a forest and lands on mime, does the mime make a sound?
pmac666: trump is still not eaten....so i guess the answer is yes
Dukasaur: So, how 'bout them Blue Jays?
Razorvich: Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
D3A7H: is there intelligent life in austria?
P3K: Did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his brother on the trail or the Greek who hated to leave his brother's behind?
MGSteve: nyuk nyuk nyuk
Razorvich: How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
D Major: Did you know that pigeon's die right after having sex....
oilhoots: those that beilive that need a slap
D3A7H: what's the first thing ya know?
D Major: well the one I fu**ed last night did
D3A7H: ole jed's a millionare
Dukasaur: Gets his money for nothin' and his chicks for free...
roprotem: How do they seperat the men from the boys in Canada?
roprotem: With crow bars.
Double-standard hypocrisy: Off-color humor is fully acceptable when a mod coddler, like roprotem says it.
I was banned for calling takman2k a pedophile despite the fact that I was referencing an earlier story told by takman2k himself, about his neighbors not liking him because the thought he was on the sex offender registry.
benbomb: BLAME CANADAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dukasaur: Sure, why not?
Dukasaur: It's about time Canada got blamed for something
t4mcr53s2: I'm not your guy, buudy
Pisco Tenebroso: Hi dears
Pisco Tenebroso: the Pisco of Shadows is here
D3A7H: youtube.com/watch
Pisco Tenebroso: Canadians
Pisco Tenebroso: the Dark Pisco is here
takman2k: Welcome to the jungle, i mean, CC
roprotem: The Dark Turkey
jusplay4fun: need ONE more for above Guide Speed game, THX
jusplay4fun: I jUS now joined.....
roprotem: 8 Man Standard Esc Fog NORDIC COUNTRIES Game 17613890
roprotem: Come and get it!
jusplay4fun: Game 17617013 Bobby?
jusplay4fun: where are you?
Dukasaur: he's gone
Dukasaur: drunk and passed out...
jusplay4fun: he (Bobby) played both Guide Games; games donel sadly, both NR did not show up
PunkRocker: i feel like i havent played a guide game with you in a minute jus
PunkRocker: Game 17617084 just need one more!
gogglez: i might foe that blu guy
PunkRocker: aaahhhhhh BEEP-BEEP! Game 17617120
PunkRocker: lets play again
gogglez: luv assasinated by target
gogglez: ss
gogglez: ss w/ skull resembles bannon
gogglez refers to the ss skull and receives no punishment. persianempire recieved major bans and losses of privilege for having a 'totenkopf' avatar pic. Never mind that the term is merely the German word for 'skull' (I must assume that anti-German sentiment is acceptable on CC ).and further discount that CC itself sports both skull and swastika imagery, which are perfectly acceptable considering the historic warfare mileau that CC's game maps operate within, but obviously not acceptable when players that are not part of CC's enfranchised inner circle, choose to express themselves.
gogglez: shaun spicer is ss
gogglez: fight
gogglez: do a doodle nxt time pr
roprotem: the low IQ map
PunkRocker: Game 17617148 JOIN!
gogglez: ollie...
gogglez: go
Maxleod: meh
LiveLoveTeach: Hello global
LLT makes her presence known. Watch her subsequent mod behavior.
PunkRocker: Hey teach!
LiveLoveTeach: Hey punky
CatchersMitt14: hehe.
CatchersMitt14: *giggles*
PunkRocker: hiya mitt
Maxleod: new players always deadbeat guide games, ALWAYS.
Maxleod: **** off admin, new players always deadbeat in guide games
Maxleod: ALWAYS.
Maxleod: don't count me in
FutureDesertRat: howdy all
LiveLoveTeach: Hey Max...
LiveLoveTeach: Go take your turn in our game.
CatchersMitt14: max, that is unacceptable in GC.
CatchersMitt14: take a break.
Maxleod interrupts three mods greeting each other in order to express with a CC game play situation and related admin policy. He types the phrase 'fuk off afmin' but then immediately corrects it to types the phrase '**** off admin'. He is subsequently chat banned for an unspecified period.
trekwest: 2 slots left in Game 17542900 . First Nations solo game. Swing on by
FutureDesertRat: i'm game
FutureDesertRat: see ya in at least 24 hours.....
PunkRocker: game this! Game 17617327
FutureDesertRat: too lte
FutureDesertRat: i knew i was lossing in that last one PR
FutureDesertRat: stuck in a corner
FutureDesertRat: any one watching Eden?
jfm10: Hello to all the beautiful people at Conquer Club
jfm10: and Max
FutureDesertRat: hey
PunkRocker:
PunkRocker: what game fdr?
FutureDesertRat: the one i just got elimnated from!
FutureDesertRat: #17502678 Baltic States
Mageplunka69: Games: 68003 completed
roprotem: 8 Man Stan(dard) escalating fog NORDIC COUNTRIES Game 17613890
roprotem: No Chihuahuas
benbomb: HE!
roprotem: Hi Joran
benbomb: OPROTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jfm10: refresh your command page to see if your turn is ready
roprotem: youtube.com/watch
PunkRocker: sry to hear that rop
riskllama: sorry to hear what?
riskllama: lol,max.
PunkRocker: JOIN! Game 17617322
PunkRocker: youtu.be/0S13mP_pfEc for rop
riskllama: Game 17393920
riskllama: Game 17407179
riskllama: Game 17512894
Quirk: Those games could use some zombifying.
PunkRocker: even this game ?! Game 17496487
Thorthoth: lol... Mr. swdk, herpes & llamsagna = scream team.
jfm10: will there really be 3 players able to play it?
riskllama: look who's back...
LiveLoveTeach: Hello global
riskllama: get him, LLT...
roprotem: I thought thor killed himself?
roprotem: No?
LiveLoveTeach: llama, you know that someone has joined both of those triples games without bringing along two others?
roprotem: farming triples games
riskllama: what do you want me to do about it?
roprotem: grow a pair
Quirk: drop em
riskllama: of opponents?
riskllama: that'd be handy, rop.
roprotem: grab tt and rasberry, and voila'
riskllama: sounds good.
riskllama: db only plays 2.1, tho.
riskllama: Tt, grab your delusional brother, pemp - he knows his way around the ardennes...
riskllama: them two are buying tinfoil in bulk.
Thorthoth: When herpes & llamsagna unfoe, you know they're conniving, desperate or both.
roprotem: thor, you fixin to keep you regular Saturday night ban going tonight?
Quirk: youtube.com/watch
roprotem: you generally get banned every weekend
Thorthoth: Whe I live. I live, when I die. I die.
Thorthoth: Only the cowards and fools around here get the two mixed up.
FutureDesertRat: evenin
LiveLoveTeach: Just keep the name-calling to a minimum, TT.
Not only is 'name-calling' a hopelessly vague chat mod policy criterion, LLT only warns me to watch the name-calling. Clearly, privileged mod-coddlers like roprotem and riskllama are here given much wider latitude of expression.
riskllama: ugh, that's kind of sad.
SassboT: Listen up girlbot, SassboT got something to say!
riskllama: which one are you, Tt?
riskllama: my $$$ is on fool.
roprotem: thor...any remorse over last banning now that you've had time to reflect?
roprotem: Any public apologies forthcoming?
riskllama: he hasn't posted in the forums much since his return, so maybe he did learn something...
roprotem: maybe he is still Forum banned.
riskllama: maybe he licked his necrobumping habit. fingers crossed...
Players such as this (roprotem, riskllama) remain unbanned and otherwise 'above the law' not due to any virtue they possess (for they possess none) but rather because they have prostituted and ingratiated themselves into CC's endemically unfair and corrupt system.
