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The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:40 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Coming at you by popular demand: The Karelism Thread!

Here, we post things about our lord and savior, Karel!

How can one not support our loving lord with riveting posts such as this?

karel wrote:i would not bake these people a cake,as its my right,but these freaks get what ever they want someone dont bake a cake or take pics they sue,i call bs on that chit


karel wrote:dems dont want to build infrastructure,they would rather spend it on illegals,and i believe dems have kept us in war.But the dems also dont care about people,only themselves


karel wrote:your supporting me?go to hell,i would never take any kind of help from people like you


karel wrote:western part of montana is hippiville and want to be hippie,well they all can eat a fat d*ck,bunch of tree hugging f*ckers,no job but have time to protest,to save some lame ass owl or bird or whatever these Hippocrates say,was half our state burns down cuz of these lame asses,thx liberal tree hungers for making the environment worse


karel wrote:all environmentalist are all a bunch of nut jobs,all they do is make shit up to get their agenda passed.all over they some animal is on its way out,i call bullshit,how the f*ck do they know,they dont.And for all you lame so called global warming freaks,do you dorks know that all these trees burning up dont help your so called ozone layer.so the point jack asses is with managed logging it adds jobs,and save on the forests fires.But then again you lame snowflakes,if anyone dont go with your agenda then they are wrong and your always right,i call bullshit again


karel wrote:global warming has nothing to do with it,in fact global warming was a made up thing from dick bag gore.forest burn so bad cuz of poor management,if we would have managed logging it would work,hopw trump gets rid of obams law


This thread was created in hopes of interpreting our saviors message. I also need volunteers to help me make songs for Karel, to where we gather around a fire and chant in unison. Similar to Christian camp.

How has Karel affected your life? Please share.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:55 am
by riskllama
:o :o :o
how did you know???

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:09 am
by Thorthoth
Imagine a world where everybody stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths.
Such a world would be one in which all humanity stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:10 am
by mrswdk
But pictures of antique statues are not okay.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:57 pm
by notyou2
I can make signs with quotes for the anti-hippy protests.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:24 pm
by Dukasaur
notyou2 wrote:I can make signs with quotes for the anti-hippy protests.

As long as they're approved by Hippocrates.

LOL, the longest word the guy thinks he knows...:)

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:41 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Thorthoth wrote:Imagine a world where every straight, white, male stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths. Even if it meant lighting a cross on fire in some minority's yard.
Such a world would be one in which all WASPs stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.


Honestly, you need to keep it specific, otherwise those not worthy might get it into their heads that they matter, ya know?

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:58 pm
by Bernie Sanders
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Imagine a world where every straight, white, male stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths. Even if it meant lighting a cross on fire in some minority's yard.
Such a world would be one in which all WASPs stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.


Honestly, you need to keep it specific, otherwise those not worthy might get it into their heads that they matter, ya know?


Don't you worry my lil' Thai boy. We would never take you seriously.

By the way.....how much Baht I need to buy your sister?

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:31 pm
by Thorthoth
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Imagine a world where every straight, white, male stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths. Even if it meant lighting a cross on fire in some minority's yard.
Such a world would be one in which all WASPs stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.


Honestly, you need to keep it specific, otherwise those not worthy might get it into their heads that they matter, ya know?


If you ever misquote me again, thai-stick., I'll report you for making a bored & sardonic remark about King Bhumibol Adulyadej... on his birthday!!!

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:29 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Thorthoth wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Imagine a world where every straight, white, male stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths. Even if it meant lighting a cross on fire in some minority's yard.
Such a world would be one in which all WASPs stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.


Honestly, you need to keep it specific, otherwise those not worthy might get it into their heads that they matter, ya know?


If you ever misquote me again, thai-stick., I'll report you for making a bored & sardonic remark about King Bhumibol Adulyadej... on his birthday!!!

Did you say Thai-Stick????

Hey my Lil' Thai sex toy, may I order some Thai Stick from you?

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:20 pm
by Symmetry
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:26 pm
by Thorthoth
Symmetry wrote:Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Uh Sym... I believe Pratchett was the one with the diseased mind.

(For Terr, in memoriam: !?!?!?!?!)

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:20 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
GNU Terry Pratchett

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:43 pm
by Thorthoth
Gnu?
Image

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:05 pm
by Symmetry
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Uh Sym... I believe Pratchett was the one with the diseased mind.

(For Terr, in memoriam: !?!?!?!?!)


He knew his stuff, Thorth.

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:26 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Symmetry wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Uh Sym... I believe Pratchett was the one with the diseased mind.

(For Terr, in memoriam: !?!?!?!?!)


He knew his stuff, Thorth.

Upgrade you free loader. Or are you using the money for hormonal treatment???????????

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:41 pm
by Symmetry
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Uh Sym... I believe Pratchett was the one with the diseased mind.

(For Terr, in memoriam: !?!?!?!?!)


He knew his stuff, Thorth.

Upgrade you free loader. Or are you using the money for hormonal treatment???????????


You probably meant to say "freeloader". Sometimes relying on a spell check doesn't cover a lack of literacy.

Upgrade yourself with education!

It's the Symmetry way!

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:57 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Quit derailing my thread dedicated to our lord and savior.

karel wrote:in my book burn the flag go to prison,and that is a law,about burning the flag,but if it was up to me every flag burnner would be kicked out and sent to mexico

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:41 am
by muy_thaiguy
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Quit derailing my thread dedicated to our lord and savior.

karel wrote:in my book burn the flag go to prison,and that is a law,about burning the flag,but if it was up to me every flag burnner would be kicked out and sent to mexico

Well, what do you know? He's finally found the comma key! Too bad he isn't really using it properly. And everything else is still sub-elementary school.

Thorthoth wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Imagine a world where every straight, white, male stood up for what they believed in and weren't afraid to plainly speak their personal truths. Even if it meant lighting a cross on fire in some minority's yard.
Such a world would be one in which all WASPs stood united in their steadfast devotion to the Principles of Karelism.


Honestly, you need to keep it specific, otherwise those not worthy might get it into their heads that they matter, ya know?


If you ever misquote me again,MTG, I'll report you for making a bored & sardonic remark about my lord and savior, Frank Burns... on his birthday!!!

I'll make bored and sardonic remarks as much as I want to. But I'm sorry, I just have a truth filter installed onto my computer. When I quote someone, and they aren't being completely honest, it does that automatically.

And you wouldn't happen to be Norse, now would you? You know, kind of like you personality wise, just British. Known for using various ISPs to get around bans?

Re: The Karelism Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:06 am
by Bernie Sanders
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett. The principle can be extended to multiple question marks.

Uh Sym... I believe Pratchett was the one with the diseased mind.

(For Terr, in memoriam: !?!?!?!?!)


He knew his stuff, Thorth.

Upgrade you free loader. Or are you using the money for hormonal treatment???????????


You probably meant to say "freeloader". Sometimes relying on a spell check doesn't cover a lack of literacy.

Upgrade yourself with education!

It's the Symmetry way!



......so, you are going through hormonal treatment.

Karel, you my hero! Showing us how fuking stupid the right-wing are.