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The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:05 am
by DoomYoshi
Finally, God is showing his disapproval of Mary worship in the Latin world. Either that or He really doesn't like Despacito. Puerto Rico getting ready for another Cat. 5.

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:14 am
by mrswdk
There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:16 am
by Bernie Sanders
DoomYoshi wrote:Finally, God is showing his disapproval of Mary worship in the Latin world. Either that or He really doesn't like Despacito. Puerto Rico getting ready for another Cat. 5.



Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:45 am
by Thorthoth
More pop culture Maria profanity... catchy too!

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:48 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
Ave

-TG

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:43 am
by tzor
mrswdk wrote:There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.


Typhoon Hato leaves 16 dead as 27,000 evacuated in China24 August 2017

A 1,000-Year History of Typhoon Landfalls in Guangdong, Southern China, Reconstructed from Chinese Historical Documentary Records

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:04 pm
by Thorthoth
I totally agree swdk, China's record of natural disasters is totally reflective of it's goodness as a nation and people.

Ten Deadliest Natural Disasters
Rank Death toll (estimate) Event Location Date
1. 1,000,000–4,000,000*[1] 1931 China floods China July 1931
2. 900,000–2,000,000[2] 1887 Yellow River flood China September 1887
3. 830,000[3] 1556 Shaanxi earthquake China January 23, 1556
4. 300,000[4] 1839 India cyclone India November 26, 1839
4. 300,000[5] 1737 Calcutta cyclone India October 7, 1737
5. 280,000 2004 Indian Ocean quake/tsunami Indian Ocean December 26, 2004
6. 273,400[6] 1920 Haiyuan earthquake China December 16, 1920
7. 250,000–500,000[1] 1970 Bhola cyclone E. Pakistan November 13, 1970
7. 250,000–300,000[7] 526 Antioch earthquake Byzantine/Turkey May 526
8. 242,000–655,000 1976 Tangshan earthquake China July 28, 1976
9. 230,000 1138 Aleppo earthquake Syria) October 11, 1138
10. 229,000 Typhoon Nina/ Banqiao Dam failure China August 7, 1975

Idea for next swdk troll-thread: 'Does Mother Nature Hate the Chinese?'

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:40 pm
by tzor
And now for something completely different ...

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
It was only a matter of time:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:16 am
by Bernie Sanders

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:37 am
by DoomYoshi

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:02 pm
by jusplay4fun
No earthquakes? no Typhoons? Doubtful.

NO coal mine collape either; oh, that is usually human caused.

JP

mrswdk wrote:There is a reason natural disasters almost never hit China. It is because China is a great country doing great work.

Re: The Aptly Named Maria

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:13 pm
by jusplay4fun
Let the numbers speak to the perception of greatness.

JP

Thorthoth wrote:I totally agree swdk, China's record of natural disasters is totally reflective of it's goodness as a nation and people.

Ten Deadliest Natural Disasters
Rank Death toll (estimate) Event Location Date
1. 1,000,000–4,000,000*[1] 1931 China floods China July 1931
2. 900,000–2,000,000[2] 1887 Yellow River flood China September 1887
3. 830,000[3] 1556 Shaanxi earthquake China January 23, 1556
4. 300,000[4] 1839 India cyclone India November 26, 1839
4. 300,000[5] 1737 Calcutta cyclone India October 7, 1737
5. 280,000 2004 Indian Ocean quake/tsunami Indian Ocean December 26, 2004
6. 273,400[6] 1920 Haiyuan earthquake China December 16, 1920
7. 250,000–500,000[1] 1970 Bhola cyclone E. Pakistan November 13, 1970
7. 250,000–300,000[7] 526 Antioch earthquake Byzantine/Turkey May 526
8. 242,000–655,000 1976 Tangshan earthquake China July 28, 1976
9. 230,000 1138 Aleppo earthquake Syria) October 11, 1138
10. 229,000 Typhoon Nina/ Banqiao Dam failure China August 7, 1975

Idea for next swdk troll-thread: 'Does Mother Nature Hate the Chinese?'