Conquer Club

So back in the good old days, our mighty king Louis XIV had a bad anal fistula in the 1680s.
He couldn't go hunting or anything, and no doctor managed to relieve him from his anal tumor. Until one day, a surgeon was given a year to work out a way to save the royal crap box.
So this surgeon started practising on 80 peasants suffering from anal fistulas. Needless to say, a lot ended up 6 feet under.
Until the great day came.. and he practised the operation in front of a small comitee of around 20 people witnessing the anus butchering. Everything went fine and 3 month later, Louis XIV was back hunting on his horse.
As a result, to celebrate that, Jean Baptiste Lully wrote the "The Deum" to praise the salvaged royal sphincter.
Heindel loved it. So when he was asked to write the british national anthem... he copied the frenchman.

As a result, the british national anthem is actually an ode to the celebration of a french king's anus.

Bazinga!!

celta 3-2 betis.

Bazinga!

betiko wrote:So back in the good old days, our mighty king Louis XIV had a bad anal fistula in the 1680s.
He couldn't go hunting or anything, and no doctor managed to relieve him from his anal tumor. Until one day, a surgeon was given a year to work out a way to save the royal crap box.
So this surgeon started practising on 80 peasants suffering from anal fistulas. Needless to say, a lot ended up 6 feet under.
Until the great day came.. and he practised the operation in front of a small comitee of around 20 people witnessing the anus butchering. Everything went fine and 3 month later, Louis XIV was back hunting on his horse.
As a result, to celebrate that, Jean Baptiste Lully wrote the "The Deum" to praise the salvaged royal sphincter.
Heindel loved it. So when he was asked to write the british national anthem... he copied the frenchman.

As a result, the british national anthem is actually an ode to the celebration of a french king's anus.

Bazinga!!

There is little evidence for this theory. Most historians rate it as doubtful at best.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen#History

Dukasaur wrote:

betiko wrote:So back in the good old days, our mighty king Louis XIV had a bad anal fistula in the 1680s.
He couldn't go hunting or anything, and no doctor managed to relieve him from his anal tumor. Until one day, a surgeon was given a year to work out a way to save the royal crap box.
So this surgeon started practising on 80 peasants suffering from anal fistulas. Needless to say, a lot ended up 6 feet under.
Until the great day came.. and he practised the operation in front of a small comitee of around 20 people witnessing the anus butchering. Everything went fine and 3 month later, Louis XIV was back hunting on his horse.
As a result, to celebrate that, Jean Baptiste Lully wrote the "The Deum" to praise the salvaged royal sphincter.
Heindel loved it. So when he was asked to write the british national anthem... he copied the frenchman.

As a result, the british national anthem is actually an ode to the celebration of a french king's anus.

Bazinga!!

There is little evidence for this theory. Most historians rate it as doubtful at best.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen#History

That's fake news.
"God save the king" 's anus is what the song is about.
Just before Louis XIV got his surgery, with his ass pointing upwards thanks to a pillow under his pelvis, while 2 apthicaries were spreading his buttcheeks, he said "save me God".

"God save the french king from an anal leakage". That's what the brits get to sing to glorify their nation. France wins!!!!!

It's nice. It's a celebration of a life saved from the jaws of death. Not like the French national anthem, which sounds like ISIS propaganda:

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!

Much like the story that porn was the reason women remove their pubic hair. It might be related.

For example, in 1973 or so someone carved on the door of my elementary school a parody of the song.

God shave our gracious queen, long legs and in, between...

mrswdk wrote:It's nice. It's a celebration of a life saved from the jaws of death. Not like the French national anthem, which sounds like ISIS propaganda:

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!

So the French were always destined to become overrun with hijabs and halal, yeah?

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

mrswdk wrote:It's nice. It's a celebration of a life saved from the jaws of death. Not like the French national anthem, which sounds like ISIS propaganda:

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!

So the French were always destined to become overrun with hijabs and halal, yeah?

-TG

Actually, this was written before a war against the Austrian empire, so the impure blood is kind of the aryan blood i guess. So french people secretly want to genocide the aryans. It didn't work out so well during the last century.

betiko wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

mrswdk wrote:It's nice. It's a celebration of a life saved from the jaws of death. Not like the French national anthem, which sounds like ISIS propaganda:

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!

So the French were always destined to become overrun with hijabs and halal, yeah?

-TG

Actually, this was written before a war against the Austrian empire, so the impure blood is kind of the aryan blood i guess. So french people secretly want to genocide the aryans. It didn't work out so well during the last century.

i.e. 'Yes'

funny how you all worship some old hag that does nothing,lmao