A committment to healthy living
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:42 pmby Dukasaur
I've started a new lifestyle.
No more espresso, no more black forest cake, no more eating a large pizza by myself, no more pigging out on piles of turkey at grandma's house, no more ordering three Big Macs in a drunken midnight run to Mickey D's, in fact no more fast food period. No more booze, no more cigarettes, no more weed, no more butyl nitrate. No more chasing skirts or seducing the interns. I'm exercising outdoors for 30 minutes a day and then doing 30 minutes of pushups and sit-ups before bed.
My lawyer has filed an appeal and with a bit of luck I'll be out of here before long.
Re: A committment to healthy living
Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:20 amby mrswdk
Have some healthy noodles:
Re: A committment to healthy living
Posted:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:22 amby Bernie Sanders
Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...
It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!
Fun shit!
Re: A committment to healthy living
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:07 pmby Bernie Sanders
waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!
Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.
Re: A committment to healthy living
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:44 pmby waauw
Bernie Sanders wrote:waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!
Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.
You telling me he's still high?
Re: A committment to healthy living
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:04 pmby Thorthoth
waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:waauw wrote:Good job dukkie!
Fukn Belgium moron! It was a joke or Duk has wi-fi in his prison. Now shut up and make some waffles and send them to Duk at Leavenworth Prison.
You telling me he's still high?
Welll... that would explain a lot.
Re: A committment to healthy living
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:07 pmby TA1LGUNN3R
Bernie Sanders wrote:Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...
It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!
Fun shit!
That doesn't sound very fun.
Re: A committment to healthy living
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:04 pmby Maxleod
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:Thorthoth wrote:butyl nitrate?!...
It was a fun drug back in the 70s and 80s. You take a big whiff and within a second your head feels like an overinflated balloon, your vision blurs, your adrenalin explodes and you have a compulsive need to slam dance anyone around you!
Fun shit!
That doesn't sound very fun.
Thanks for the info killjoy*
I actually agree with you 100%, but beer is still off limit
