Conquer Club

Just like their 2016, 2012, and 2008 strategies it, apparently, involves repeating slogans they found on fortune cookies.

"We have to remember that the power for change is within us," Obama said. "We are the answer that we seek."

https://www.bustle.com/p/michelle-obama ... urce=quora

kind of sounds like all politicians, no?

riskllama wrote:kind of sounds like all politicians, no?

not all

shut up, the man's an idiot.

riskllama wrote:shut up, the man's an idiot.

If you hope that hope then your dreams can win the change that you dare to achieve in unity and through love together with victory yes but always, hope.

saxitoxin wrote:

riskllama wrote:shut up, the man's an idiot.

If you hope that hope then your dreams can win the change that you dare to achieve in unity and through love together with victory yes but always, hope.

A bit of a mouthful, but I like it.



Yes, yes, I know I've said that to you before but under different circumstances. No need to keep reminding me.

Give it a few months and Hillary will be tweeting things like 'well behaved women don't make history'.

I am willing to bet that the fortune cookie companies steal their slogans from politicians and not vice versa. Pretty soon there will be cookies that will talk about building a wall.

I once got a fortune cookie that said ‘you look bootylicious today’.

I got one that said-
"Good to meet girl in park,
better to park meat in girl."

True story brah.

I hear you like fitness.

I saw this really hot chick in a walmart one time, she had on an Anytime Fitness shirt.

I thought really hard about going up to her and saying "anytime now i'm gonna be fitness dick in yo ass" but I didn't wanna get slapped in a walmart.

When you’re lying on your death bed, that moment is gonna be your regret.

Probably so. It haunts me to this day.

It was Walmart you had better odds than 50-50.

lol, usually yeah I'd agree. But this chick was smoking hot and I'm at best a 6/10 so...

If they're that hot it means people usually don't try anything because they're like 'she's too hot for me'.

Just strut on up and be all 'WHAT THAT THANG DO????', see what happens.

True. You have nothing to lose. Plus women have much lower standards. Dad bod is a thing.

"Hi, do you like tacos? Want to go chat sometime?"

Dammit, you guys make good points. If only I could go back in time.

See, I need you guys in my ear at all times hyping me up. Then I could ask out any 10/10 I see.

What's the worst that could happen? Assuming they're not packing a gun...

Even if the have guns the worst thing would be Hillary getting elected.

lmao

I'll get ma feelers hurt if she rejects me!!!!1!!

You should not feel bad if you get turned down. You expected that, if you get what you expect, return to what you were doing then move on to the next thing.

If something better happens, bonus!

I will suggest you use a different line than the "Anytime.. fitness dick..." but maybe that's just me, we are all unique individuals.

lol, hence why I didn't go for it. I couldn't think of any better pick up lines and that one would likely result in me getting slapped.