Conquer Club

We all know North Korea is under a brutal, repressive regime. ITT, we list facts about this oppressive nation.

From early grade school, children are required to take an oath of loyalty to the North Korean flag each morning. Students who fail to do so are punished and socially ostracized.

Slavery is technically illegal in North Korea, but the massive prison population is regularly forced into service with no compensation for their labor.

What other facts do we know about this crushing, nationalist monstrosity?

They want to move South?

Under the nationalist Kim regime, a patriotic anthem is played before every sporting event, and citizens are compelled to stand and genuflect for the duration.

Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.

The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.

Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.

In the hermit kingdom, there is a government department dedicated to maintaining the ethnic purity of the nation. This ethnic cleansing is codified by law, and the government enforces this policy with concentration camps and forced deportations.

North Korea bullies other nations with its nuclear capabilities and massive military.

The North Korean government has ventured abroad to kidnap citizens of other countries and take them to its detention centers where they are held indefinitely.

The North Korean government has murdered its own citizens in extra-territorial assassinations.

Thank you for educating us about these unconscionable breaches of sovereignty and the rule of law.

Domestically, North Korean citizens are routinely murdered in the streets by police forces that face little or no punishment or even oversight.

An excercise of the blind leading the visually impaired here. Good read on a comical level though. Carry on

extra-terrestrial assassinations?

The North Korean government uses a pervasive monitoring apparatus to eavesdrop on all its citizens.

The North Korean government routinely spreads lies and blatant falsehoods about its actions in its propaganda releases.

The North Korean government routinely hands out draconian prison sentences for acts that would be considered trivial in most countries. Citizens are incarcerated at a rate far exceeding that of any other nation on the planet.

The North Korean government tightly controls the movement of its citizens, with those it considers to be subversives banned from ever leaving the country.

North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.

It's a very cold place. Mountainous.

Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.

An elected legislature where voters are repeatedly offered the same 'choice' between broadly indistinguishable candidates all controlled by the same ruling interests.

Wait a minute... I get it. You guys are really talking about Russia, right?

they captured 4 US soldiers during the korea war in the 50s; they became the bad guys in all the propaganda films of the regime simply because they were the only white guys in north korea lol... and they kid of became movie stars there.
It's a land of opportunities

They love to drink and have fun.

The authoritarian North Korean regime requires all males to register for conscription into the armed forces once attaining the age of majority. Many state-funded school groups prepare children for military service.

In the military, a culture of jingoist racism is pressed upon the recruits, and any sense of free thought and individuality is stamped out of them to create ruthless automatons who will kill on command.

Veterans of this crushing service are often discarded as broken husks of who they once were. Suicide rates are high, and those who survive to old age spend the majority of their time on Facebook posting Minions memes and wondering why their grandchildren never call them.

The North Korean leader does not require visits to the bathroom.

Also this is what he would look like if he wasn't so fat:

The DPRK's few remaining international allies share their thuggish perspectives on foreign relations, engaging in atrocities like political assassinations, murdering journalists, and ethnic cleansing of neighboring states.

Neoteny wrote:

The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.

Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.

Can't blame him, though. They're spectacular.

spurgistan wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.

Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.

Can't blame him, though. They're spectacular.

Neoteny facts.

Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.

Same system as the EU then.

The ram wrote:

Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.

Same system as the EU then.

Weird.

I guess saying N Korea means the U.S.?

forced labor of prison populations...watch Brubaker.
Most incarcerated place on earth is the U.S.
patriotic anthem played before sporting events.
american citizens are routinely murdered in the streets by police forces that face little or no punishment
(maybe changing with vids)

Funny, we can take each item listed and apply it to the U.S.

Is it a code or sumtin?
Just wondering.