Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

by **2dimes** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:38 am

What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:32 pm

2dimes wrote:What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?

you'll hafta ask Doom Yoshi

by **riskllama** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:44 pm

why don't you post something 1/2 useful, saxi? like the status of that nurse, for example...

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:58 pm

riskllama wrote:why don't you post something 1/2 useful, saxi? like the status of that nurse, for example...

I don't know what she told you, but Linda Searcy is NOT a nurse.

by **riskllama** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:00 pm

saxi = useless pustule

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:02 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?

you'll hafta ask Doom Yoshi

First, we meet at this dilapidated apartment overtop a Gangster Fro's barber shop on the main street downtown. We meet at this goth chick's apartment but she's not here. Instead some union steel worker is there but he's already blasted on heroin that he just shot into his arm. You go to the bathroom which is an epic room with 3 shower heads, a toilet and a sink, no curtains. You wash your face wondering why you are here. Then you go out again and your host is a bit more stable. He says take a seat anywhere you like but there's no furniture, just the mattress that 3 other people are sitting on. You decide against joining them and plop yourself on the window sill, looking out the window. Down below, people go in and out of this chinese food/dive bar. You take out your phone and look at it but then somebody says "Hey, that's not allowed here". So you go back to sitting and staring. Somebody goes to put on music, but it's terrible. You just can't stand it. So you decide that you'd better leave and go back to your wife.

Turns out you missed your opportunity to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man.

Better luck next time