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Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:17 pm
by saxitoxin

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:38 am
by 2dimes
What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:32 pm
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?


you'll hafta ask Doom Yoshi

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:44 pm
by riskllama
why don't you post something 1/2 useful, saxi? like the status of that nurse, for example... :?

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:58 pm
by saxitoxin
riskllama wrote:why don't you post something 1/2 useful, saxi? like the status of that nurse, for example... :?


I don't know what she told you, but Linda Searcy is NOT a nurse.

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:00 pm
by riskllama
saxi = useless pustule

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:02 pm
by DoomYoshi
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:What is the schedule and agenda for the meeting? Will there be cocktails, a reception meal and or loot bags?


you'll hafta ask Doom Yoshi


First, we meet at this dilapidated apartment overtop a Gangster Fro's barber shop on the main street downtown. We meet at this goth chick's apartment but she's not here. Instead some union steel worker is there but he's already blasted on heroin that he just shot into his arm. You go to the bathroom which is an epic room with 3 shower heads, a toilet and a sink, no curtains. You wash your face wondering why you are here. Then you go out again and your host is a bit more stable. He says take a seat anywhere you like but there's no furniture, just the mattress that 3 other people are sitting on. You decide against joining them and plop yourself on the window sill, looking out the window. Down below, people go in and out of this chinese food/dive bar. You take out your phone and look at it but then somebody says "Hey, that's not allowed here". So you go back to sitting and staring. Somebody goes to put on music, but it's terrible. You just can't stand it. So you decide that you'd better leave and go back to your wife.

Turns out you missed your opportunity to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man.

Better luck next time

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 am
by 2dimes
I want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy heavy metal chick.

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Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
by KoolBak
RL....REALLY wondering now (damn you).....

What is a USEFUL pustule?

Re: Would you want to meet the Hurdy Gurdy Man?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 9:41 am
by 2dimes
Saxitoxin is great.
Not!
Ha ha ha got eem.

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