Conquer Club

Hundreds of angry Ocasio constituents demand Costco build a store for her. Costco has, thus far, only issued a terse reply advising that the public can leave feedback on its services through costco.com. Constituents previously, albeit unsuccessfully, issued similar demands to Trader Joe's.

Ocasio could move to a North Florida town where her laugh might be described as horse like and be put in the mix of some metal bands. The store could be set it up near the border and sell passport photos.

"Costco is amazing. I shopped there up north for years." Says Ocasio companion Riley Roberts.

https://www.ocasio-news.com/2021/07/05/d... -location

Man! I thought she already had one!

Ocasio doesn't deserve access to Kirkland-brand jeans.

Dukasaur wrote:

Is this that bitch Carol Baskins? Florida is a shithole country

I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

ok Boomer

She's not even a boomer. I knew an Al-azar Shriner, his clown name was Boomer.

2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

She was only one year younger than me, so I was completely within my rights in wanting to f*ck her. "Under-age" doesn't count if the difference in ages is less than two years. At least that's the law here in Canada, and I imagine other countries have similar exemptions.

Ok, fine. It's Carol Baskins.

You know Caro.. NVM

Dukasaur wrote:

2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

She was only one year younger than me, so I was completely within my rights in wanting to f*ck her. "Under-age" doesn't count if the difference in ages is less than two years. At least that's the law here in Canada, and I imagine other countries have similar exemptions.

Sounds like someone's done some meticulous research.