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BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:25 am

Anyone fancy a game? or is there another thread/forum for this?
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:42 pm

I only play against girls. Backgammon is not interesting enough to keep my mind busy, but it's just interesting enough to keep my hands busy while I admire a nice set of breasts.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:31 pm

therozza wrote:Anyone fancy a game? or is there another thread/forum for this?


Try the "Other Games" under Game Menu, to the left and near the Top.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:50 pm

That's what I meant, I went to the "other games" section, found Backgammon, but you have to invite someone by name to play them? Is there another way to do it? You can't join a game that's been prepared by someone else like you can with CC.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby autoload on Thu Oct 28, 2021 11:08 am

One of my friends had a dad who was a crack addict and loved Backgammon.

He's the man pretending to blow me in my profile pic.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:58 pm

What a lovely story!
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:02 pm

So um, yeah,it turns out you just like press INVITE and it like, INVITES another person to play...
I worry about myself sometimes :oops:
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:12 pm

Although in fact that only works iff you want to play "casual" time, e.g one move every 90 hrs
FUN GAME LOL
why doesn't anything work :(
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:13 pm

I'll be sure to keep you all posted, though, I know you all await with BATED BREATH the conclusion to this, THE MOST BORING SAGA EVER TOLD lol
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:19 pm

I was going to tell the story of the older woman who kept me as her boy toy when I was 18. Her three passions in life were sex, bubble baths, and backgammon, and we figured out how to do all three at once. Put it can't hold a candle to the pathos of your tale.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:56 pm

Sir, your story would have made Gallahad and Romeo envious of the purity of your soul.
Plus, sounds like a good hard shag!
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby autoload on Fri Oct 29, 2021 1:01 am

Another 81 hours until your next turn!
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Oct 29, 2021 2:14 am

Dukasaur wrote:Her three passions in life were sex, bubble baths, and backgammon, and we figured out how to do all three at once.


ITT we learn Dukasaur is Benjamin Franklin

Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby KoolBak on Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:05 am

DoD, I knew a woman like that for a short while. Hers, however, were sex, cocaine and backgammon....an interesting combo....
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:40 am

autoload wrote:Another 81 hours until your next turn!

Makes life worth living!
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:42 pm

I learned the game from a pretty blonde I was dating at the time. The game was "okay" but at the time I was not happy about the randomness imposed by the dice. We did not play much. Needless to say, we found other ways to spend our time together. :D :lol:

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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 30, 2021 6:52 am

Wow! JP has a past!

Also, it seems from several posts, as diverse as JP and KB, that I'm not the only one who found that sex was the only reason to tolerate backgammon.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Oct 30, 2021 7:13 am

Dukasaur wrote:Wow! JP has a past!

Also, it seems from several posts, as diverse as JP and KB, that I'm not the only one who found that sex was the only reason to tolerate backgammon.


NO, I was incarnate at age 40 in 2012. :D
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:19 pm

I know the MOds, THE GOVERNMENT are itching to shut this thread own beacuse it's BLOODY DYNAMITE. Pure iconoclasm. Yeah. Yeah. STFU CLINTON!
Anyway, someone nearly made a move earlier.
It was SO EPIC.
Just wanted to let you guys know.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:20 pm

p.s how does the Horsey one move?
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Sat Oct 30, 2021 5:46 pm

Rolled a 1 and a 2.
Didn't really feel worth the wait.
In all honesty, behind all the apparent fame and glory of it, backagammon gets me down sometimes.
Feel like I've let you guys down.
Sorry.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Sat Oct 30, 2021 6:35 pm

What preys on my mind, is: can I seriously hope to do better?
Or is this as good as it gets?
The heady days of rolling a 1 and then rolling - not not another mere 1 - but A TWO!
I ask you - dare a man hope?
Just pipe dreams Rozza, old son, just pipe dreams...
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:03 pm

You could never disappoint your true fans therozza.
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby autoload on Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:18 pm

Where are the true fans?
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Re: BACKGAMMON

Postby therozza on Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:48 pm

Tears have literally sprung into my eyes.
The support on this site...truly awesome.
p.s rolled an eleven!
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