Conquer Club

Megan Marple, the American with her signature on Prince Harry's bank account, has been exposed in court for committing PERJURY. She told a UK court that she had no involvement in the writing of her biography - widely regarded as a crass hit piece against the Queen and other royals - before later being exposed as having actually provided detailed written briefings to the biography authors and therefore being the undisputed source of most of the biography's malicious lies:

The Duchess of Sussex’s ex-head of communications has claimed she did “cooperate” with the authors of Megxit book Finding Freedom — despite numerous denials.

The evidence of Jason Knauf allegedly shows Meghan’s account is “materially false” and “raises questions about her credibility”, the appeal hearing was told.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16686 ... eal-court/



Megan has since given the classic non-apology of 'I forgot'. Hope she hasn't forgotten that treason still carries a death penalty in the UK!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

quite right.

Sorry, I forgot this is the American politics forum.

I'm a Brit and I don't give a toss about the 'royal' family.

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm a Brit and I don't give a toss about the 'royal' family.

Right, that's why you frequent American politics message boards instead.

Hey, get out of here you filthy Brit. You wanker! This is America! MURICA!

[shuffles out backwards, grinning apologetically]

DDS wins this thread.

Huh, I didn't expect Ralf to be a monarchist.

I think I prefer the first peasant that married in. Kate?

I'm not excited about the day we have to see king Chuck on our coins.

Let's see where the ram stands on this one.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

+1

I thought we were talking about Merkel?

Right?

I’m a monarchist, but I also don’t care about some American wannabe that managed to marry the crybaby sixth-in-line.

2dimes wrote:Huh, I didn't expect Ralf to be a monarchist.

I think I prefer the first peasant that married in. Kate?

I'm not excited about the day we have to see king Chuck on our coins.

Let's see where the ram stands on this one.

Like the vast majority of Brits, I'm not in the slightest bit interested in the royals.

Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.

mookiemcgee wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

+1

I agree with Mookie and others (DDS & Jonesy & more?) who expressed this same sentiment.

I think the Title of this thread shows that ralf is:
1) careless, and/or
2) stooopid; and clearly
3) not a true Brit.

Meghan Markle, not Angela Merkel. I will offer ralf the same advice I gave ConfSS: try to PROOFREAD before you hit the submit button. Do not ignore the RED squiggly lines; they may be very important.

Such errors do not give your other posts (mostly unread by me) significantly less credibility. If fact, now I have even LESS reason to read all your silly rantings done almost as quickly as the llama in response to my posts. Your lives are so joyless and empty that ANY attention, mostly NEGATIVE responses to your stoopidity, in your small brains deserve a nearly immediate response by both you TROLLS.

By FOEING, I get a filter and a good way to avoid reading most of their stooooopidity. Thanks, CC. FOEING is not a sign of weakness, but a smart way to avoid reading unintelligent, silly, and incessant garbage that both will post everyday.

Nothing says 'I don't care' like five paragraphs and a bullet list.

Right? it's missing some signature copy-pasta.

The ram wrote:Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.

Sounds legit... I feel like he is stuck living in England but would prefer to be something more middle eastern like Lebonese.

It's kind of sad but mostly funny.

Stoopid is trademarked by me and i will be seeking legal action.

2dimes wrote:

The ram wrote:Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.

Sounds legit... I feel like he is stuck living in England but would prefer to be something more middle eastern like Lebonese.

I live near a pretty big mosque so the local community is thankfully fairly halal and upstanding. Makes my occasional ventures into the city centre - with all its near-naked drunk fat chicks - a bit more tolerable.

Megan Marple, succubus of the disgraced Prince Harry, has finally reached a deal with the Daily Mail's publishers. They have decided the appropriate amount she should be compensated for publishing factual stories about her is 1 British Pound ($1.36 US) and she has grovellingly accepted:

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59879079

What might she spend her earnings on? Maybe a nice chocolate bar?

I’ll take a gin and tonic please and thank you.