This is just a lame parody thread based on my misreading of a topic title.
In other news, forum history is taking a big hit. I noticed that the forum archive that bW kept up has been updated recently, destroying its archive usefulness. Since I lost mine a few years ago (man, I wish I was an early adopter of the cloud) that leaves the only forum archive left as WayBack Machine. It's ok, but it's not good for a lot of things, like research or analysis. I wish Andy or Haggis were around to create a bot so we could make a new archive and actually preserve it.