Conquer Club

Which is your favorite nut?

Who are the CC slobs?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Who are the CC slobs?

I made a list.

It was a tough call between cashews and pistachios, but I went with cashews for simplicity. Pistachios are excellent, but shucking then does take work.

Speaking of which; does one shuck a pistachio? Or is there another verb I should use?

Slobadan Malegubitch

Pistachios, almonds and peanuts are the only acceptable nuts. The rest are all gross.

bigtoughralf wrote:Slobadan Malegubitch

Pistachios, almonds and peanuts are the only acceptable nuts. The rest are all gross.

Peanuts are not nuts, in the context of Tree Nuts. Peanuts are a legume, grown underground. So you again demonstrate that YOU, ralf, are NUTS, or that you do not understand the US or British attitudes, complexities, customs, values and that you again:

1) fail,
2) fail miserably,
3) are clearly biased,
4) fail to acknowledge that you are biased, and
5) that you bite that hand that feeds you.
6) You, ralf, are a failure and cannot even present cogent, rational reasons why we should care more about Palestine than Eritrea, Myanmar, or Gabon.
7) Your constant denial of the evils of Muslim extremists is why I put you on my FOE list and I will now put you back on there.
8 ) It is clearly pointless to try to discuss things with you since you do not follow logic and cannot present a coherent thought.

and 9)

by saxitoxin on Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:44 pm

(Apologies to BTR for neglecting to include sauna towel boy as an option.)

The peanut, also known as the groundnut,[2] goober (US),[3] pindar (US)[3] or monkey nut (UK), and taxonomically classified as Arachis hypogaea, is a legume crop grown mainly for its edible seeds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut

Peanuts aren't actually a true nut; they're a legume (in the same family as peas and lentils). But the proteins in peanuts are similar in structure to those in tree nuts. For this reason, people who are allergic to peanuts can also be allergic to tree nuts, such as almonds, Brazil nuts, walnuts, hazelnuts, macadamia nuts, pistachios, pecans, and cashews.

https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/nut-peanut-[url]allergy.html#:~:text=Peanuts%20aren't%20actually%20a,family%20as%20peas%20and%20lentils).&text=For%20this%20reason%2C%20people%20who,pistachios%2C%20pecans%2C%20and%20cashews.[/url]

10) keep eating those monkey nuts, ralf. Munch away as you jump.

11) Perhaps this is why peanuts are not listed in the survey above.
Almonds
Cashews
Macadamias
Pecans
Pistachios
Walnuts
Other (write in)

tl;dr

Leave it to J4 to over analyze a simple troll post

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Leave it to J4 to over analyze a simple troll post

So you too say that poor-slow-small ralf is a Troll? I agree. I simply point out his errors and I document that error cogently. I am sorry if all those words overload your brain, dds. I could resort to a dds-level statement and say that ralf is a stooopid F*CK FULL of SHIT.

Did you comprehend that, dds?

Big words hurt brain.

Jp is my favorite nut (he's not a legume!)

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Big words hurt brain.

Apparently (So) I need to use words no longer than 7 letters; your comprehension (grasp) suffers significant (major) loss when I use long words or any NOT in your 1,000 word active vocabulary. I will put you on my list.

mookiemcgee wrote:Jp is my favorite nut (he's not a legume!)

I am UP there and not a legume. Thanks, Mookie.

As an aside, I tell most people I am only a mushroom.

Why did JP have to ruin this thread?
Are we not allowed nice things?

If you want to be a poindexter about it then half the nuts in the poll are not nuts. The alternative is just to have a normal conversation about what your favourite nut is.

Serbia wrote:Why did JP have to ruin this thread?
Are we not allowed nice things?

Personality disorder is my only guess.


And only sometimes bud... only sometimes.

bigtoughralf wrote:If you want to be a poindexter about it then half the nuts in the poll are not nuts. The alternative is just to have a normal conversation about what your favourite nut is.

Pointing out errors and/or STOOOOPIDITY, sorry, STOOPIDITY (trying to help dds here) by ralf is almost as easy as doing so for vaxi's COVID lies, errors, and misleading statements.

NOTE that I already quoted this and ralf missed or ignored it:

tree nuts, such as almonds, Brazil nuts, walnuts, hazelnuts, macadamia nuts, pistachios, pecans, and cashews.

very typical of ralf. Even if we are having fun with NUTS, and with some NUTS who type, we need some minimal standard of intelligence and to be PAYING attention to the topic(s) at hand.

Label this as an Epic Failure by small-soft-stoopid-prejudiced-ralf.

them dry roasted peanuts are pretty good…*thumbsup*

Good lad. I prefer the salted ones, although cook unsalted obviously.

Then you get those spiced ones, although they're more of a party snack than a casual bowl to munch on.

Peanuts are not true not nuts and not tree nuts. They are legumes (ley-GOOMES), you GOOMIES.

by the FUN-Guy

Nuts are not fungi.

If you use almond flour is it bread?

Would it even work if you just swapped it in here?

Fungi are not bread.

bigtoughralf wrote:Fungi are not bread.

Maybe if you weren't such an expert in bread you could lose a few pounds.

Cogito ergot sum.