VP Husband Stricken by COVID-19

[saxitoxin]

Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff - learning of a bomb threat at a school at which he was speaking - fled the building. After Emhoff had safely made it to his bunker, the children were allowed to seek safety.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/08/vice-pr ... hreat.html

[bigtoughralf]

Imagine inviting someone to give a speech at your school just because he is married to the junior president. Next week they'll probably be inviting Meghan Merkel in to give a speech about how to abuse and defile venerable institutions #bitch

[saxitoxin]

defile venerable institutions

Prince Harry's virginity is not a "venerable institution."

[mookiemcgee]

defile venerable institutions

Prince Harry's virginity is a "venereal institution."

Fixed!

[2dimes]

Sounds bogus. Being married to Kamela seems much more frightening than a bomb.

[jimboston]

Sounds bogus. Being married to Kamela seems much more frightening than a bomb.

That hurts.

I don’t even really dislike her… but still that’s a good one.

Only took you a month to come up with it… but still, worth the wait.

[2dimes]

The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk. Might be time to call a protege of Doctor Jack K.

So of course I was skimming for old topics.

Initially on this one, I was thinking, "I would 100% get out of the area if I was at a high school during a bomb threat."

Maybe Saxi would hang around waiting for the students to stop texting and evacuate ahead of himself, but not me.

Obviously I would attempt to inform everyone as I went, "Hey, let's go. There's a bomb. We need to evacuate. Stay calm and find your current class teacher in the field. Now, people! Don't just stand there. Get outside."

[Dukasaur]

Saxi would definitely evacuate himself.

[bigtoughralf]

The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk.

Agreed. jp4 is a terrible nuisance.

[saxitoxin]

Saxi would definitely evacuate himself.

Double entendre aside, have no doubt, I would pick up the 5 year olds and throw them at the 6 year olds to clear a path to the door.

[jimboston]

The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk.

Agreed. jp4 is a terrible nuisance.

How’d you know he was referring to jp4?

[saxitoxin]

Doug Emhoff just tested positive for COVID-19.

He is quadruple vaccinated.

-Emhoff said: "because I'm quadruple vaccinated, I only had mild conditions."
-Saxi said: "because I've never been vaccinated, I only had mild conditions."