Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff - learning of a bomb threat at a school at which he was speaking - fled the building. After Emhoff had safely made it to his bunker, the children were allowed to seek safety.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:33 pm
by bigtoughralf
Imagine inviting someone to give a speech at your school just because he is married to the junior president. Next week they'll probably be inviting Meghan Merkel in to give a speech about how to abuse and defile venerable institutions #bitch
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 5:00 pm
by saxitoxin
bigtoughralf wrote:defile venerable institutions
Prince Harry's virginity is not a "venerable institution."
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:38 pm
by mookiemcgee
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:defile venerable institutions
Prince Harry's virginity is a "venereal institution."
Fixed!
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 7:44 am
by 2dimes
Sounds bogus. Being married to Kamela seems much more frightening than a bomb.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 7:48 am
by jimboston
2dimes wrote:Sounds bogus. Being married to Kamela seems much more frightening than a bomb.
That hurts.
I don’t even really dislike her… but still that’s a good one.
Only took you a month to come up with it… but still, worth the wait.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:09 am
by 2dimes
The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk. Might be time to call a protege of Doctor Jack K.
So of course I was skimming for old topics.
Initially on this one, I was thinking, "I would 100% get out of the area if I was at a high school during a bomb threat."
Maybe Saxi would hang around waiting for the students to stop texting and evacuate ahead of himself, but not me.
Obviously I would attempt to inform everyone as I went, "Hey, let's go. There's a bomb. We need to evacuate. Stay calm and find your current class teacher in the field. Now, people! Don't just stand there. Get outside."
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 2:49 pm
by Dukasaur
Saxi would definitely evacuate himself.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 3:01 pm
by bigtoughralf
2dimes wrote:The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk.
Agreed. jp4 is a terrible nuisance.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 7:26 pm
by saxitoxin
Dukasaur wrote:Saxi would definitely evacuate himself.
Double entendre aside, have no doubt, I would pick up the 5 year olds and throw them at the 6 year olds to clear a path to the door.
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:05 pm
by jimboston
bigtoughralf wrote:
2dimes wrote:The forum is barely hanging on between Saxi and the other guy posting so much junk.
Agreed. jp4 is a terrible nuisance.
How’d you know he was referring to jp4?
Re: VP Husband Flees School Ahead of Kids After Bomb Threat
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:05 am
by saxitoxin
Doug Emhoff just tested positive for COVID-19.
He is quadruple vaccinated.
-Emhoff said: "because I'm quadruple vaccinated, I only had mild conditions." -Saxi said: "because I've never been vaccinated, I only had mild conditions."