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How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:46 pm

I mean for an emergency, not talking about bigtoughralf eating his way through the neighborhood falafel stands until he's 900 pounds.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:50 pm

For saxi, it's 90 days. I thought about one year but, first off, I don't have the room to store it.

Then I looked at the possible scenarios that would require 1+ years and I could only think of five: asteroid impact, major nuclear war, Yellowstone eruption, hyperinflation, wholesale collapse of the U.S. Government.

In three of those (asteroid impact, major nuclear war, Yellowstone eruption) even a year wouldn't be sufficient as you'd need to have pretty substantial hydroponics capabilities. It just seemed cheaper to buy ammo instead, that way I can take whatever I want from people who do have hyrdroponics. As far as wholesale collapse of the U.S. Government, there's a chance I might be involved in that so not as worried.

I think 90 days is good to cover earthquake, inclement weather, limited nuclear war, nuclear terrorism, mookiemcgee trying to crash at my place uninvited, civil unrest, volcano, lahar, tsunami, EM pulse, and spontaneous accelerated dolphin evolution.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:08 pm

Whatever happens to disrupt food supplies so badly that shops are bare will either get addressed within a matter of days or be so severe that a stockpile isn't really going to save you. bigtoughralf therefore shops several times a week and only buys what he needs each time.

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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:10 pm

I do quite like the idea of some sort of societal collapse leading to a Fallout-style royal rumble though.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:17 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Whatever happens to disrupt food supplies so badly that shops are bare will either get addressed within a matter of days or be so severe that a stockpile isn't really going to save you. bigtoughralf therefore shops several times a week and only buys what he needs each time.


You live in England where the deadliest animal is Crispin, the slightly annoying chav at the end of the block, and the worst disaster is France trying to invade every few hundred years.

After Hurricane Ida, stores were closed for a week and that wasn't even the worst!

bigtoughralf wrote:I do quite like the idea of some sort of societal collapse leading to a Fallout-style royal rumble though.


You would end up as a highway biker gang's sex slave.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 08, 2022 7:12 pm

I had my food stockpile up to about two months, but since moving in with my fiancée with limited space I've been downsizing. Consequently, been letting the stockpile decline quite a bit.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Apr 09, 2022 1:04 pm

saxitoxin wrote:After Hurricane Ida, stores were closed for a week and that wasn't even the worst!


You're right, the UK'S supply chain resilience is way ahead of America's. Even a blockade of German U-Boats couldn't empty shelves over here! #BulldogSpirit

I do quite like the idea of some sort of societal collapse leading to a Fallout-style royal rumble though.


You would end up as a highway biker gang's sex slave.


Fuel would run out quickly so there are no biker gangs after the apocalyse.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Apr 09, 2022 1:47 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:After Hurricane Ida, stores were closed for a week and that wasn't even the worst!


You're right, the UK'S supply chain resilience is way ahead of America's. Even a blockade of German U-Boats couldn't empty shelves over here! #BulldogSpirit

I do quite like the idea of some sort of societal collapse leading to a Fallout-style royal rumble though.


You would end up as a highway biker gang's sex slave.


Fuel would run out quickly so there are no biker gangs after the apocalyse.


There'd still be biker gangs and you'd still be their slave.

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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Apr 09, 2022 5:46 pm

I'm still convinced the apoc will be of the Zombie variety so I'll just eat brains. No point in stockpiling food i won't want
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby xroads on Sat Apr 09, 2022 7:26 pm

I dont have a ton of food in the cupboards.

But I have a flock of 50 chickens, an orchard, garden, greenhouse, pond full of fish and 50 acres of timber full of deer and turkeys and 50,000 rounds in the gun safe.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby HitRed on Sun Apr 10, 2022 7:37 pm

If imports were stopped does your country have 6 months of food?
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:12 pm

xroads wrote:I dont have a ton of food in the cupboards.

But I have a flock of 50 chickens, an orchard, garden, greenhouse, pond full of fish and 50 acres of timber full of deer and turkeys and 50,000 rounds in the gun safe.


a well-carved deer has 100,000 calories which is the equivalent of two months sustenance, so you should be good in any circumstance short of a large-scale nuclear war where the topsoil of your garden may be irradiated and your chickens and the deer and turkeys may also become inedible for a period of time

however, the 50,000 rounds of ammo is a game changer

I give this an A+
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:17 pm

HitRed wrote:If imports were stopped does your country have 6 months of food?


I read, but I don't know if it's true, that the U.S. has about two months of food in personal kitchens, grocery stores, and excess military reserves. Then there's also an average of one years worth of food awaiting export that could be embargoed and held back.

However, if the Yellowstone Caldera erupts, a lot of the export-ready food stores would be destroyed, and the major wheat-growing areas would be leveled. On the other hand, there'd also be less people.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Mon Apr 11, 2022 9:26 am

saxitoxin wrote:less people.


'Fewer' people, e.g. saxi would have to bribe fewer people to refrain from sexually assaulting him

I of course would have none to bribe in either scenario, due to being too big and tough to overpower.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:37 am

bigtoughralf wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:less people.


'Fewer' people, e.g. saxi would have to bribe fewer people to refrain from sexually assaulting him


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EXCUSE ME, but I'm certain you know that correcting my grammar drives me crazy. It's against Conquer Club rules.

bigtoughralf wrote:I of course would have none to bribe in either scenario, due to being too big and tough to overpower.


"Of course" is a parenthetical expression and should be set aside by commas.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:46 am

It's actually RACIST, VIOLENT, and GENOCIDAL for a Briton to correct an American's grammar.
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I of course would have none to bribe in either scenario, due to being too big and tough to overpower.


"Of course" is a parenthetical expression and should be set aside by commas.


I was using executive grammar, which tends to omit punctuation from parentheses to maintain pace. It was deliberate and now you are double stupid for calling me out for it!!!!! :lol: :lol: =D>
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Re: How much food do you have stockpiled?

Postby bigtoughralf on Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:21 pm

saxitoxin wrote:It's actually RACIST, VIOLENT, and GENOCIDAL for a Briton to correct an American's grammar.


I ain't no Briton. I am mostly Irish and gypsy and therefore it is my right to stand up to the imperial whites wherever I see them.
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