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What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:40 am
by Dukasaur
Question, mainly for Swickdick and Saxi, what is happening December 16th?

I read an article by a guy who claimed that the Chinese attack on Taiwan will come on December 16th. He gave all kinds of reasons for the Chinese attack, but never explained why that date.

Everyone knows there's a real danger that the Peking Pig will one day swallow the Taiwan Truffle, but I can't see any reason for a specific date like that. Is there something I'm missing? Is there some symbolic significance to Dec 16th in Chinese history or something?

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2022 12:34 pm
by HitRed
The answer is likely a conversion of the Chinese lunar calendar and tradition/superstition.

Mrswrk might know.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2022 12:35 pm
by GaryDenton
They will be distracted by the opening of the new Avatar movie.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:01 am
by Dukasaur
Anybody?

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:36 am
by bigtoughralf
I know the OP was not originally addressed to me but I will weigh in since Duk has subsequently asked for me to share my considerable expertise. I don't know any reason why Dec 16th would be significant in China - what's the article?

Possible explanations:
  • The US issued a $25m reward for the head of ISIS on 16/12 - is that now international defeat terrorism day?
  • As GD says, Avatar 2 will be opening in China that day so maybe the government wants to provide some patriotic alternative viewing
  • The Boston Tea Party took place on 16/12 - maybe it is an auspicious date for standing up to colonial powers and their vassals

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:51 am
by HitRed
Likely Duk tapped into the Chinese war machine using a back channel


PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:56 am
by 2dimes
Red, would would piss on a spark plug if he thought it would help?

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:40 am
by ConfederateSS
Dukasaur wrote:Question, mainly for Swickdick and Saxi, what is happening December 16th?

I read an article by a guy who claimed that the Chinese attack on Taiwan will come on December 16th. He gave all kinds of reasons for the Chinese attack, but never explained why that date.

Everyone knows there's a real danger that the Peking Pig will one day swallow the Taiwan Truffle, but I can't see any reason for a specific date like that. Is there something I'm missing? Is there some symbolic significance to Dec 16th in Chinese history or something?

--------------Going by the Tides....The Highest Tides are around Spring and Fall Equinox...best for landing crafts...I would say around Mar. 21st or Sept. 21st , 2023 A.D. Have it wrap up before the U.S. 2024 A.D. Presidential Election...For Eleven (XI)...to launch his amphibious invasion of the Isle of Formosa...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)
-------------- December 16th, 755 A.D...In Chinese History....The Lushan Rebellion started...36 million dead...The Rebellion Crushed...One of the deadliest wars in Chinese History...
-------------- December 16th, 1598 A.D...The Chinese and Korean navies of 150 ships , attacked and defeated the Japanese fleet of 500 ships at The battle of Noryang, forcing the Japanese Army to flee the Korean Peninsula...Maybe something there...

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:38 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody?

I get paid on the 16th and I'm going to use it all on hookers and blow.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:53 pm
by KoolBak
A fine investment strategy. I fully support this action plan.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2022 11:04 pm
by karel
prolly cuz nobody cares,i dont care

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:00 am
by jimboston
karel wrote:prolly cuz nobody cares,i dont care


Just “cuz” you don’t care DOES NOT mean “nobody cares”.

You’re an idiot with a pea-sized brain, so you don’t have the intellect to care about much.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:23 pm
by saxitoxin
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody?

I get paid on the 16th and I'm going to use it all on hookers and blow.


You should be sober when you lose your virginity, DDS.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 7:12 pm
by bigtoughralf
saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody?

I get paid on the 16th and I'm going to use it all on hookers and blow.


You should be sober when you lose your virginity, DDS.


And married.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:04 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Anybody?

I get paid on the 16th and I'm going to use it all on hookers and blow.


You should be sober when you lose your virginity, DDS.

Mission successful. I'm seeing a very white Christmas this weekend.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:21 pm
by bigtoughralf
Prayer might help cure you of your sadness. God is there for everybody who repents.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:40 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
God can blow me this weekend too. Can't say I've ever been with a divine being, but variety is the spice of life.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 3:45 pm
by saxitoxin
OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:35 pm
by Dukasaur
saxitoxin wrote:OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag


Obviously DDS and Xi are both procrastinators.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:45 pm
by jusplay4fun
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag


Obviously DDS and Xi are both procrastinators.


THAT is the EXPLANATION. Thanks, Duk. :D :lol:

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:23 pm
by ConfederateSS
saxitoxin wrote:OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag
ConfederateSS wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Question, mainly for Swickdick and Saxi, what is happening December 16th?

I read an article by a guy who claimed that the Chinese attack on Taiwan will come on December 16th. He gave all kinds of reasons for the Chinese attack, but never explained why that date.

Everyone knows there's a real danger that the Peking Pig will one day swallow the Taiwan Truffle, but I can't see any reason for a specific date like that. Is there something I'm missing? Is there some symbolic significance to Dec 16th in Chinese history or something?

--------------Going by the Tides....The Highest Tides are around Spring and Fall Equinox...best for landing crafts...I would say around Mar. 21st or Sept. 21st , 2023 A.D. Have it wrap up before the U.S. 2024 A.D. Presidential Election...For Eleven (XI)...to launch his amphibious invasion of the Isle of Formosa...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)
-------------- December 16th, 755 A.D...In Chinese History....The Lushan Rebellion started...36 million dead...The Rebellion Crushed...One of the deadliest wars in Chinese History...
-------------- December 16th, 1598 A.D...The Chinese and Korean navies of 150 ships , attacked and defeated the Japanese fleet of 500 ships at The battle of Noryang, forcing the Japanese Army to flee the Korean Peninsula...Maybe something there...


---------- I gave a logical time...When the tides are right for landing...Saxi...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:24 pm
by jusplay4fun
ConfederateSS wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag
ConfederateSS wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Question, mainly for Swickdick and Saxi, what is happening December 16th?

I read an article by a guy who claimed that the Chinese attack on Taiwan will come on December 16th. He gave all kinds of reasons for the Chinese attack, but never explained why that date.

Everyone knows there's a real danger that the Peking Pig will one day swallow the Taiwan Truffle, but I can't see any reason for a specific date like that. Is there something I'm missing? Is there some symbolic significance to Dec 16th in Chinese history or something?

--------------Going by the Tides....The Highest Tides are around Spring and Fall Equinox...best for landing crafts...I would say around Mar. 21st or Sept. 21st , 2023 A.D. Have it wrap up before the U.S. 2024 A.D. Presidential Election...For Eleven (XI)...to launch his amphibious invasion of the Isle of Formosa...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)
--------------December 16th, 755 A.D...In Chinese History....The Lushan Rebellion started...36 million dead...The Rebellion Crushed...One of the deadliest wars in Chinese History...
-------------- December 16th, 1598 A.D...The Chinese and Korean navies of 150 ships , attacked and defeated the Japanese fleet of 500 ships at The battle of Noryang, forcing the Japanese Army to flee the Korean Peninsula...Maybe something there...


---------- I gave a logical time...When the tides are right for landing...Saxi...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)


ConfedSS did not say, but this event has NOTHING to do with Tides; however, it is a SIGNIFICANT event in the History of China:
December 16th, 755 A.D
The An Lushan Rebellion was an uprising against the Tang dynasty of China towards the mid-point of the dynasty (from 755 to 763), with an attempt to replace it with the Yan dynasty. The rebellion was originally led by An Lushan, a general officer of the Tang military system. The event involved military activity and direct deaths from battle, but also significant associated population loss from famine, and population dislocations. The event is also known, especially in Chinese historiography, either as the An–Shi Rebellion or as the An–Shi Disturbances (simplified Chinese: 安史之乱; traditional Chinese: 安史之亂; pinyin: Ān Shǐ zhī luàn). The use of the term luàn ("chaos") indicates the extreme social instability and population loss which eventually resulted, far beyond the initial consequences of the rebellion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Lushan_Rebellion#Death_toll

This battle is a Naval Battle, as ConfedSS said:

The Battle of Noryang, the last major battle of the Japanese invasions of Korea (1592–1598), was fought between the Japanese navy and the combined fleets of the Joseon Kingdom and the Ming dynasty. It took place in the early morning of 16 December (19 November in the Lunar calendar) 1598 and ended past dawn.

The allied force of about 150 Joseon and Ming Chinese ships, led by admirals Yi Sun-sin and Chen Lin, attacked and either destroyed or captured more than half of the 500 Japanese ships commanded by Shimazu Yoshihiro, who was attempting to link-up with Konishi Yukinaga. The battered survivors of Shimazu's fleet limped back to Pusan and a few days later, left for Japan. At the height of the battle, Yi was hit by a bullet from an arquebus and died shortly thereafter. Chen Lin reported the news back to the Wanli Emperor, and since then, Chen and Yi were celebrated as national heroes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Noryang

SO if the best tides is around the Equinox, December 16 has ALMOST NOTHING to do with a likely military landing at Taiwan. :roll: :o

As for the other matter, about DDS, that is not important. :D

Lastly, I knew NOTHING about those two events regarding Chinese and Far East History, so it was FUN to learn about both. Thanks for sharing, ConfedSS. =D>

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:55 am
by ConfederateSS
------I gave the 2 historical dates of December 16th in Chinese History.....I never said China would invade Formosa on December 16th... :D ...
--------------If one is to invade by sea...,water...High Tides make for an easier landing....Those dates , around,give or take a day.ish...Would be the BEST TIME for Eleven (XI)...to invade Formosa... :D ...D-Day for the Allies, went even harder in WW2...IKE had to deal with rough seas,storms ,and LOW TIDE....But it did expose the German defense, that would of been hidden in High Tide....But low tide , ment a longer wading through the water and German machine gun fire...
----------------- Where as At Inchon, The Korean War... MacArthur , launched his sea invasion ,at 5:30 am HIGH TIDE September 15th , near The Autumn Equinox...BEST TIME to do it.....The U.S. Forces had a cake walk at Inchon.... :D :D :D ...He could of also went around the Spring Equinox, March 21st... Although I think By then Allied forces would of been driven off The Korean Peninsula....
... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:42 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:OK, December 16 has come and gone. Can we please get an update on:

    - The Chinese invasion of Taiwan
    - DDS' invasion of a hooker's vag


Obviously DDS and Xi are both procrastinators.

Mission successfull! How much more do you people need to know?! Is it not enough I had a bangin Christmas?!

You all disgust me.

Re: What's so special about Dec 16th?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:47 pm
by 2dimes
OH those poor prostitutes. Workplace hazard I guess.