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After you give a girl a hickey.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:57 amby reverend_kyle
So i recently gave a girl a hickey when we were making out and uh.. well her mom wants to talk to me before we can hang again. this is us talking about it. I found it comical.
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:53 AM):
I can't wait to talk to your mom
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
although i'm pretty scared also
but after I do it will be marvelous
because we can do so many cool things
[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (3:54 AM):
what are you gonna say to her
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
well I figure she's got a list of questions to ask
so I'll answer them honestly
[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (3:54 AM):
good idea
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
unless she asks "do you at some point intend to give my daughter the shocker". At which point I will lie, because I do.
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:55 AM):
but after we've known eachother for a long time and you're up to the kinky sorta weird stuff
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:10 amby flashleg8
[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (4:00 AM):
I've called the police, they're on their way right now, you filthy weirdo.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:14 amby reverend_kyle
flashleg8 wrote:[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (4:00 AM):
I've called the police, they're on their way right now, you filthy weirdo.
no, not quite what happened. here.
although her aunt did walk in at about that time.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:14 amby DAZMCFC
is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:18 amby reverend_kyle
DAZMCFC wrote:is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse.
why would I suck her arse, that just doesn't sound pleasant. Also, the neck is a preferred part, because it turns me on turning them on and that worked real well, she started breathing harder etc.
I did get a little on the tit, but didn't really want to get into that.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:32 amby DAZMCFC
because the arse is a hell of a lot closer to where you want to go to, than the neck.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:34 amby reverend_kyle
I don't suck ass man, and she didn't have a bellybutton ring so I couldn't use that as a segway. I was disappointed.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:57 amby gimil
Rev theres a skill to doing it that doesnt leave a mark. I suggest learning it
p.s you should never look forward to "talking" with the parents. It NEVER turns out as you planned.
Before you know it teh mum has you in a full nelson while het dad drop kicks you. The aunt come in a pins you for the 3 count.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:08 amby chessplaya
DAZMCFC wrote:because the arse is a hell of a lot closer to where you want to go to, than the neck.
take it from the master !
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:10 amby chessplaya
gimil wrote:Rev theres a skill to doing it that doesnt leave a mark. I suggest learning it
p.s you should never look forward to "talking" with the parents. It NEVER turns out as you planned.
Before you know it teh mum has you in a full nelson while het dad drop kicks you. The aunt come in a pins you for the 3 count.
1
2
3
we have a winner
drop her panties and screw her
dont forget to use protection kiddo
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:30 amby gimil
unless shes on the pill . . .
Then you can collect those STI's
Gotta catch 'em all
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:32 amby gimil
chessplaya wrote:1
2
3
we have a winner
drop her panties and screw her
dont forget to use protection kiddo
He cant screw her
he didnt win. It was the aunt who got the pin fall.
whatever your into
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:35 amby chessplaya
gimil wrote:chessplaya wrote:1
2
3
we have a winner
drop her panties and screw her
dont forget to use protection kiddo
He cant screw her
he didnt win. It was the aunt who got the pin fall.
whatever your into
if he is man enough he will do the aunt the mom and the dad on the same day
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:37 amby gimil
Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.
Ill ref it
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:41 amby chessplaya
gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.
Ill ref it
can i be line ref
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:43 amby gimil
chessplaya wrote:gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.
Ill ref it
can i be line ref
yes
*runs off to make official rematch thread*
without even knowing wether or not rev will accept lol
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:45 amby chessplaya
gimil wrote:chessplaya wrote:gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.
Ill ref it
can i be line ref
yes
*runs off to make official rematch thread*
without even knowing wether or not rev will accept lol
we dont need his approve
anyway i think it was kind of a show-off there
that he met a new girl and probably is going steady
and if thats the case : Grow up rev_kyle!
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:48 amby gimil
*comentery*
Oh and that was a nasty uppercut from chessplaya which caught the good rev off guard. This is setting up to be a good match.
How will the rev react?
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:50 amby chessplaya
gimil wrote:*comentery*
Oh and that was a low blow from chessplaya which caught the good rev off guard. This is setting up to be a good match.
lol
not a low blow .... it was an uppercut ... he will come back to read it !
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:51 amby gimil
EDIT^^
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:49 amby happy2seeyou
Make sure she doesn't have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:24 amby gimil
happy2seeyou wrote:Make sure she doesn't have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids.
NO! NO! NO!
gotta catch 'em all
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 amby Dancing Mustard
The only constructive advice that I can offer you here is to get her to cover you in lovebites (neck, face, arms, all exposed areas of skin, etc). Then when her mother tries to talk with you, she'll be on the moral lowground, because she'll be forced to concede that her daughter has made you look a lot more 'slag-tagged' than her. Not to mention that the sight of all those hickeys will be somewhat offputting for her.
To summarise: You get lovebites, her mum gets awkward, your girlfriend wants to bring her hot friend along next time you're spending an evening in together; everyone's a winner.
I guarantee it.
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 amby sam_levi_11
like the guy who wanted to get all the diseases in the world that dont kill u instantly, there was programme on it, he got exited as he had malaria or sumin lol
Posted:
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:57 amby Norse
yeah man, it was horrible when I was 12 and I wasnt allowed past the neck...
But by age 13 I was screwing all the filthy hoes up their asses....natural progression...neck.....tits......pussy.....ass.......facial!!
Evoloution.