Human Wins French Open as Mutants SEETHE!
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 8:32 amHuman Novak Djokovic won his 23rd Grand Slam with a victory in the French Open last weekend to cement his status as the greatest tennis player who ever lived. Djokovic had been forced to sit out the last two years worth of major tournaments due to a requirement that only mutants could participate. Even better, Djoko - the world's perennial #1 tennis player - capped his victory by denouncing NATO!
Djoko defeated mutant Casper Ruud who famously sucked Pfizer's dick two years age at the Australian Open by supporting the ban on human participation so he wouldn't have to be humiliated by superior athletic prowess from myocarditis-free Djoko.
In attendance was Epstein friend and suspected pay-for-play child molester Bill Gates, who was absolutely fuming. According to Gates, who is obese, Djokovic was supposed to have died on a respirator two years ago, and not be setting world records for tennis victories.
Djoko defeated mutant Casper Ruud who famously sucked Pfizer's dick two years age at the Australian Open by supporting the ban on human participation so he wouldn't have to be humiliated by superior athletic prowess from myocarditis-free Djoko.
In attendance was Epstein friend and suspected pay-for-play child molester Bill Gates, who was absolutely fuming. According to Gates, who is obese, Djokovic was supposed to have died on a respirator two years ago, and not be setting world records for tennis victories.