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Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2023 3:31 pm**

-------- HAPPY 4th of JULY 2023 A.D./247th BIRTHDAY UNITED STATES of AMERICA :!:

...
--------- Why is the 4th of July???... Because, "Y" is the fourth letter in July... :lol:

...A classic joke...
--------- You yell barracuda...Huh???,what???... YOU YELL SHARK :!:

...You've got a panic on The 4th of July...

--------- John Wayne reads a letter from Confederate Rock Hudson..."The Undefeated"...
--------- "You won't believe it..." , says Wayne, "We've just been invited to a 4th of July Party..."
--------- Why, Because we are all Americans... Everyone celebrated the 4th of July...Well almost...
--------- It took a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor...On December 7th, 1941 A.D... For the Southern Town that suffered, bombed the most In The War Between The States.... Vicksburg, Mississippi...When Grant finally took it...He took no prisoners, he said, "They suffered enough..."....Well it wasn't until July 4th, 1942 A.D...That The Stars and Stripes flew once again over Vicksburg City Hall...
--------- You could hear them saying then, I'll say it now...In 2023 A.D. in a divided America...You are invited to a 4th of July Party....

.....Have Drinks, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie...Or Anything... Enjoy....Stay Safe, those fireworks can be tricky... HAPPY AMERICA'S 247th BIRTHDAY EVERYONE... 8-)

......

ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:29 am**

Happy Birthday, USA..!

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:32 am**

Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 2:44 am**

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:32 am**

jonesthecurl wrote:Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:38 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:18 pm**

I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 12:41 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

Thanks, but I forgot to ask: what makes your potato salad so famous?

Welcome Citizen Jones..! Enjoy the 4th..!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 2:10 pm**

jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

Do you not pay any attention? He's been giving us updates for years.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:54 pm**

jusplay4fun wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I became a citizen last year.
I've been in the US since 2006. NJ to begin with, then CA.

Thanks, but I forgot to ask: what makes your potato salad so famous?

Welcome Citizen Jones..! Enjoy the 4th..!!

It's famous 'cos it's so damn good.

There's a lot of 'secrets' about it, but the main one is - it's a helluva lot of effort for something that most people buy a dull version of from the supermarket deli... and then don't find very interesting.

I'll post a pic in a while, after a short trip to Paso Robles, once I go through the tedious process of getting it from my phone to CC.

Suffice it to say that around 16 lbs of it was scoffed up in two hours.

(Swaggers a bit) someone else brought a 'Texas Style' potato salad and most of it went home with them.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:11 pm**

And now that I can do photos once more, here at last is 16lbs of the famous spud creation.

Posted: **Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:24 am**

That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Posted: **Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:40 am**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

Posted: **Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:02 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

Potassium deficiency?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:47 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

Wrong Forum thread?? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:49 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:29 am**

My Dad used to say doing that put the ketchup on your dinner after you'd eaten it. Cheap bastard wouldn't buy ketchup.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:08 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Bt special request, I am making my famous Potato salad for the local patriotic party. As is right, now I'm American.

Is this your first 4th as a citizen?

Details, please, Jones: how long have you lived in USA?

where? what state?

Citizen since what year?

Do you not pay any attention? He's been giving us updates for years.

lol, jp not paying attention and then asking a bunch of irritating questions. exactly why his pm's go unread. classic jp... [-(

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:18 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

Ok this isn't even a joke... I have an irrational fear of people touching my bb. Been that way as long as i can remeber. Dad at one point was diagnosed w/a heriated bb and maybe i have one too and that is the root of things but if people even make a move like they try to reach for my bb i burp now. fully involuntary reflex. happens when people even say bb out loud, and i burped when i read this message.

I guess i just wanted to let you know how successful this comment was at striking fear in my heart, and I'ma shutup even if your are a creep who slips bananas into places they shouldn't be

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:39 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:That doesn't look famous!

1/10. Lack of banana

Banana? what the f*ck is wrong with you?

I'm going to jam my finger into my bellybutton again if you keep MOUTHING OFF!

Ok this isn't even a joke... I have an irrational fear of people touching my bb. Been that way as long as i can remeber. Dad at one point was diagnosed w/a heriated bb and maybe i have one too and that is the root of things but if people even make a move like they try to reach for my bb i burp now. fully involuntary reflex. happens when people even say bb out loud, and i burped when i read this message.

I guess i just wanted to let you know how successful this comment was at striking fear in my heart, and I'ma shutup even if your are a creep who slips bananas into places they shouldn't be

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:04 pm**

WTF???

My brother has a herniated BELLYBUTTON...his BELLYBUTTON is gross AF. His BELLY.UTTON sticks TF out and is all red and gnarly

This BELLYBUTTON issue is serious. It can become septic, rupture and kill you .

Just have it fucking fixed! It's a simple operation!!

People amaze me.

BELLYBUTTON

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:10 pm**

BELLYBUTTON

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:52 pm**

mookie facing his greatest fears after blocking two CC posters....

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:32 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:mookie facing his greatest fears after blocking two CC posters....

NOOOOO!

Posted: **Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:02 am**

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