Conquer Club

They're kind of cool but also expensive.

Do you own any?

Here's some pretty cool units that float on their stands, I can't justify the prices currently.
https://www.movaglobes.com

Have a wooden floor globe. Cram is the manufacturer. Illuminated. Rotates around nicely. Instantly captures people's interest. Likely 75 years old.

and play into the biggest lie the deepstate has ever told? I think not...

I'll stick with this

Very accurate. We're men of science after all

Actually, the correct name for US speakers to use is 'Apartment Earth'.