"Stache Toiletbowl invitational" all comers welcom

by **Mr.T** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:28 pm

This tournament is only for shitty players, It will be a Standard, classic, sequential, escalating unlimited battle to the death. The only rules are that you must have less than 943 pts when you sign up for the event and there are no ingame alliances permitted. Also there is no crying allowed.

Please only post if you are interested in playing or you have a comment that is degrading and offensive.

MR.T

by **b-b5** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:21 pm

I wouldnt mind playing a slow one although my score doesnt qualify, but don't let that stand against me as I have never played Risk in my life and only completed 2 games on here; one of which I luck-boxed

by **reverend_kyle** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:52 pm

why under 943?

I'd play but my record is worse against other privates.

by **2dimes** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:16 pm

I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.

by **reverend_kyle** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:17 pm

2dimes wrote:I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.

but why the number as odd as 943.. why not 950 or 900...

I qualify but dont want to get creamed by other privates.

by **autoload** on Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:26 pm

That shit is awesome!

Too bad the winner will get shit for points...

by **dussle** on Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:23 pm

Not only that, but imagine the spoils of victory. Your name would be in the spotlight as [enter name here]: proud winner of the 'Stache Toiletbowl Invitational, the only tournament exclusively for players who suck.

by **HighBorn** on Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:13 pm

not true i believe there was a tourny b4 for sucky players

by **TitusFinn** on Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:14 pm

<---not sucky player.

...unless drunk or loaded

by **JTFR** on Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:17 pm

<----sucky. cursed. its the curse of petrified wood. and poor grammer.

by **RoxLuzer89** on Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:27 am

ill join

by **Plowable_Earth** on Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:17 am

i would like to paticipate in this degrading tourney ===plowable_earth

by **autoload** on Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:38 pm

This tourney is still looking for players?

by **Roger Dodger** on Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:40 am

i will play.. i am prob. one of the more shittiest of player.

sign me up

by **reverend_kyle** on Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:49 pm

Tourney list
1. Roger Dodger
2. Dussel
3. RoxLuzer89
4. 2dimes
5.rmcdavid(barely too good)
6.JTFR(barely too good.)
7. sublime 731
sorry to b-b5, autoload, JTFR, and plowable earth.. you dont suck enough.