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Postby Herakilla on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:24 pm

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im guessing many of you will be ordering this! Currently only 69 copies available but there are 666 en route to my location with orders for 1337 more!
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby blakebowling on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:27 pm

bravo bravo =D> =D> =D>
This is a must read.
READ PAGE 33 :lol:
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby wicked on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:29 pm

I want my free autographed copy for telling you half these secrets! :lol:
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:43 pm

Can this increase penis size?
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby James Vazquez on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:44 pm

You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name :twisted:


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Can this increase penis size?


only if paper cuts arouse you ;)
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Can this increase penis size?


that might be in the next issue: Flame Wars for Dummies.

itll go into depth on how to survive and thrive in there!
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby soka on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm

i like it ....but it needs to come with a tee shirt ...hint hint
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:46 pm

James Vazquez wrote:You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name :twisted:


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?


Talk to my PR center: NV hell get it all sorted out
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:46 pm

wicked wrote:I want my free autographed copy for telling you half these secrets! :lol:


already in the mail :D
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby blakebowling on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:48 pm

James Vazquez wrote:where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?


need i mention the socks again?
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby wicked on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:52 pm

blakebowling wrote:need i mention the socks again?


Shush!! I paid you to keep quiet! :evil:
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby 4 U 2 NV on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:53 pm

Herakilla wrote:
James Vazquez wrote:You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name :twisted:


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?


Talk to my PR center: NV hell get it all sorted out


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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby AAFitz on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:57 pm

on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???

on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt?

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk...

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. I feel he puts a lot of time into these posts and researches his ideas very thouoghly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so in my experience, I conversely feel you should read every one of them.

on page 58, you mention something about a johnnyrocket character
. Did he really play 10000 games, and is he really as good as he says he is?

and on page 31, it says playing 8 player doodle assassin games is the best way to improve your score. I completely agree.

I was surprised on page 78 to see that if you joined a 5 player game with crushoor in it, that the other 3 players would actually be helping him win, and that he posted that he was proud of this.
Thanks for the heads up on that one.

also, on page 4, it mentioned that the best clan in CC was The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Thats kind of self evident though isnt it. I doubt this will get quoted

and finally on the last page, you say the dice are actually generated by another site, chosen randomly as players need them, and are as random as possible. How then do you explain that I lost an attack against a 3 with my 8. Surely that cant be possible.
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:59 pm

AAFitz wrote:on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???


if you go on to page 68 youll see the mechanics behind it
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:14 am

AAFitz wrote:on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt? no 8-[

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk... more is explained further into the flame wars section, pages 130-145. i believe the part you are looking for is 139

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. i feel that you research everything and as such i believe you! ;)
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Robinette on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:54 am

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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> bravo!!! bravo!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:58 pm

AAFitz wrote:on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???

on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt?

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk...

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. I feel he puts a lot of time into these posts and researches his ideas very thouoghly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so in my experience, I conversely feel you should read every one of them.

on page 58, you mention something about a johnnyrocket character
. Did he really play 10000 games, and is he really as good as he says he is?

and on page 31, it says playing 8 player doodle assassin games is the best way to improve your score. I completely agree.

I was surprised on page 78 to see that if you joined a 5 player game with crushoor in it, that the other 3 players would actually be helping him win, and that he posted that he was proud of this.
Thanks for the heads up on that one.

also, on page 4, it mentioned that the best clan in CC was The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Thats kind of self evident though isnt it. I doubt this will get quoted

and finally on the last page, you say the dice are actually generated by another site, chosen randomly as players need them, and are as random as possible. How then do you explain that I lost an attack against a 3 with my 8. Surely that cant be possible.


too long. i didn't read it :lol:
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby wicked on Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:01 pm

The picture version will be available soon for those of you who can't read.
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:30 pm

whenever some1 ordered a copy i made sure they got the one that says their clan is the best. figured you guys needed something to stroke your egos :Lol:
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby The1exile on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:46 pm

Brilliant, I'm in 4, I want to see how that works.
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Re: Conquerclub for Dummies

Postby Herakilla on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:59 pm

The1exile wrote:Brilliant, I'm in 4, I want to see how that works.


en route now :lol:
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