Conquerclub for Dummies - Order yours today!

[Herakilla]

im guessing many of you will be ordering this! Currently only 69 copies available but there are 666 en route to my location with orders for 1337 more!

[blakebowling]

bravo bravo
This is a must read.
READ PAGE 33

[wicked]

I want my free autographed copy for telling you half these secrets!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Can this increase penis size?

[James Vazquez]

You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?

[4 U 2 NV]

Can this increase penis size?

only if paper cuts arouse you

[Herakilla]

Can this increase penis size?

that might be in the next issue: Flame Wars for Dummies.

itll go into depth on how to survive and thrive in there!

[soka]

i like it ....but it needs to come with a tee shirt ...hint hint

[Herakilla]

You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?

Talk to my PR center: NV hell get it all sorted out

[Herakilla]

I want my free autographed copy for telling you half these secrets!

already in the mail

[blakebowling]

where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?

need i mention the socks again?

[wicked]

need i mention the socks again?

Shush!! I paid you to keep quiet!

[4 U 2 NV]

You promised to change the names to protect the innocent and the gulity. as per our agreement my lawyers wrote up hera. So this edition better be free and clear of my name


Yea and where did you get that hot picture of Wicky on page 69?

Talk to my PR center: NV hell get it all sorted out

All complaints, comments and suggestions will be filed away accordingly

sources will not be revealed unless permission from the source(s) is granted.

[AAFitz]

on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???

on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt?

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk...

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. I feel he puts a lot of time into these posts and researches his ideas very thouoghly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so in my experience, I conversely feel you should read every one of them.

on page 58, you mention something about a johnnyrocket character. Did he really play 10000 games, and is he really as good as he says he is?

and on page 31, it says playing 8 player doodle assassin games is the best way to improve your score. I completely agree.

I was surprised on page 78 to see that if you joined a 5 player game with crushoor in it, that the other 3 players would actually be helping him win, and that he posted that he was proud of this. Thanks for the heads up on that one.

also, on page 4, it mentioned that the best clan in CC was The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Thats kind of self evident though isnt it. I doubt this will get quoted

and finally on the last page, you say the dice are actually generated by another site, chosen randomly as players need them, and are as random as possible. How then do you explain that I lost an attack against a 3 with my 8. Surely that cant be possible.

[Herakilla]

on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???

if you go on to page 68 youll see the mechanics behind it

[Herakilla]

on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt? no

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk... more is explained further into the flame wars section, pages 130-145. i believe the part you are looking for is 139

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. i feel that you research everything and as such i believe you!

[Robinette]

bravo!!! bravo!!!

[4 U 2 NV]

on page 67, you suggest using the phrase "suck it up cupcake", if someone complains about something. Does this really work???

on page 101, you suggest thanking Lack for an update that should have actually been made months previously. Wont he see through this obvious brown-nose attempt?

and on page 137, it says if you are under the age of 18, avoid BK barunt at all costs. Could you explain?
too far on this one probably, sorry bk...

looking back through, on page 3 it says if theres a long post by AAfitz, that its better just to skip it. On this one, I have to disagree. I feel he puts a lot of time into these posts and researches his ideas very thouoghly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so in my experience, I conversely feel you should read every one of them.

on page 58, you mention something about a johnnyrocket character. Did he really play 10000 games, and is he really as good as he says he is?

and on page 31, it says playing 8 player doodle assassin games is the best way to improve your score. I completely agree.

I was surprised on page 78 to see that if you joined a 5 player game with crushoor in it, that the other 3 players would actually be helping him win, and that he posted that he was proud of this. Thanks for the heads up on that one.

also, on page 4, it mentioned that the best clan in CC was The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Thats kind of self evident though isnt it. I doubt this will get quoted

and finally on the last page, you say the dice are actually generated by another site, chosen randomly as players need them, and are as random as possible. How then do you explain that I lost an attack against a 3 with my 8. Surely that cant be possible.

too long. i didn't read it

[wicked]

The picture version will be available soon for those of you who can't read.

[Herakilla]

whenever some1 ordered a copy i made sure they got the one that says their clan is the best. figured you guys needed something to stroke your egos :Lol:

[The1exile]

Brilliant, I'm in 4, I want to see how that works.

[Herakilla]

Brilliant, I'm in 4, I want to see how that works.

en route now