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Beer makes the dice better.

Postby Aesop Jones on Sun May 04, 2008 9:46 pm

I've said this many a time, and obviously it isn't true, but bear with me.

CC is a winner-take-all competition. Much like poker, luck is a factor. No matter how well you know the cards, you can still be beaten by an improbable outcome; no matter how well you know the board, you can still be beaten by a series of 6's on defense.

Now, crack open a cold one. Tastes good, doesn't it? Damn right it does. Now take a round or two. Maybe you lose an army or two. Instead of a clean kill, it takes every army you have. But you don't worry about it as much, do you? Of course you don't. You have a beer. Your mood is more relaxed. Rather than letting your emotions rule your choices, you can take a nice long swig and think. Rather than worry about all those 6's, you can laugh about crummy luck and move along.

Beer makes the dice better.

So the next time you have a bad round, why don't you get yourself a six-pack of your favorite domestic brew? Then when your turn comes up again, you'll be ready. You'll laugh some more. But more importantly, you'll have a buzz.

And if you're too young to drink, go score some of that schwag from your older brother. Then mellow the heck out. It can't all be wedding cake, but they won't all be 6's.

See? Now you feel better already. Just another reminder to relax and enjoy the glory of global domination from good ol' AJ. See? He's so laid back he refers to himself in the third person! He must be up to something.
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Re: Beer makes the dice better.

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Sun May 04, 2008 9:55 pm

yes i have to agree but a nice big puff from the crack pipe helps too
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Re: Beer makes the dice better.

Postby Aesop Jones on Sun May 04, 2008 9:59 pm

JACKAZZTJM wrote:yes i have to agree but a nice big puff from the crack pipe helps too


You'll certainly like them more, but I can't see your strategy improving from it. Also, the possibility you might eat your monitor.
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Postby Timminz on Sun May 04, 2008 10:34 pm

Aesop Jones wrote:I've said this many a time, and obviously it isn't true, but bear with me.

CC is a winner-take-all competition. Much like poker, luck is a factor. No matter how well you know the cards, you can still be beaten by an improbable outcome; no matter how well you know the board, you can still be beaten by a series of 6's on defense.

Now, crack open a cold one. Tastes good, doesn't it? Damn right it does. Now take a round or two. Maybe you lose an army or two. Instead of a clean kill, it takes every army you have. But you don't worry about it as much, do you? Of course you don't. You have a beer. Your mood is more relaxed. Rather than letting your emotions rule your choices, you can take a nice long swig and think. Rather than worry about all those 6's, you can laugh about crummy luck and move along.

Beer makes the dice better.

So the next time you have a bad round, why don't you get yourself a six-pack of your favorite domestic brew? Then when your turn comes up again, you'll be ready. You'll laugh some more. But more importantly, you'll have a buzz.

And if you're too young to drink, go score some of that schwag from your older brother. Then mellow the heck out. It can't all be wedding cake, but they won't all be 6's.

See? Now you feel better already. Just another reminder to relax and enjoy the glory of global domination from good ol' AJ. See? He's so laid back he refers to himself in the third person! He must be up to something.


I agree, whole-heartedly. I wish more players here took that attitude.
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Postby fwblb on Sun May 04, 2008 10:46 pm

:lol: quite often i have this attitude. love it! sure does make for some double fun via skype or messenger too! i wonder how long it would take to complete a game if all four (or six even) players in a dubs game were having a (few) beer. i wanna try this some time. :D
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Postby Aesop Jones on Sun May 04, 2008 10:48 pm

fwblb wrote::lol: quite often i have this attitude. love it! sure does make for some double fun via skype or messenger too! i wonder how long it would take to complete a game if all four (or six even) players in a dubs game were having a (few) beer. i wanna try this some time. :D


This sounds like a tournament that needs organizing. Only requirements are for you to photograph yourself holding your beverage of choice. We'll call it the Beer Batter Battle.
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Postby protectedbygold on Sun May 04, 2008 10:55 pm

Aesop Jones wrote:Beer makes the dice better.


This is pretty much irrefutable logic.
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Postby Timminz on Sun May 04, 2008 11:11 pm

Aesop Jones wrote:
fwblb wrote::lol: quite often i have this attitude. love it! sure does make for some double fun via skype or messenger too! i wonder how long it would take to complete a game if all four (or six even) players in a dubs game were having a (few) beer. i wanna try this some time. :D


This sounds like a tournament that needs organizing. Only requirements are for you to photograph yourself holding your beverage of choice. We'll call it the Beer Batter Battle.
I love it. It would have to be all speed games though.
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Postby owenshooter on Mon May 05, 2008 2:51 am

Aesop Jones wrote:
fwblb wrote::lol: quite often i have this attitude. love it! sure does make for some double fun via skype or messenger too! i wonder how long it would take to complete a game if all four (or six even) players in a dubs game were having a (few) beer. i wanna try this some time. :D


This sounds like a tournament that needs organizing. Only requirements are for you to photograph yourself holding your beverage of choice. We'll call it the Beer Batter Battle.

no, it would have to be 1v1 games, and all turns taken on skype... i still remember, fondly, one evening finishing up turns with a drinking vace cooper... as he got up from the computer to let fwblb take her turns, he slurred something and walked away... as i began my turns with fwblb, and her drinking ways.. i said, "katy, move your big head to the right.." she did... then i said, "no, the other right..." so she did... and there on the ground, was a passed out vace cooper, in all his glory... the weary warrior, home from the fray, asleep in the homelands he had just so desperately defended with honor... my hero...-OtP
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Postby lord voldemort on Mon May 05, 2008 2:54 am

i agree.... :lol:
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Postby realmss on Mon May 05, 2008 7:22 am

It might make the loss seem ok at the time but when you check your account the next day and look at all the mistakes you made... not worth it :P
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Postby Aesop Jones on Mon May 05, 2008 12:18 pm

realmss wrote:It might make the loss seem ok at the time but when you check your account the next day and look at all the mistakes you made... not worth it :P


See, but that's not the point of what I'm saying. There's a lot of rage on CC, and that rage can be boiled down to three major things:

1) The mistakes you make yourself, especially ones that may cost you the match.
2) The mistakes others make, especially ones that change the complexion of the match.
3) Horrible, horrible dice.

Now, is there a chance that with your relaxation of choice that you might make a mistake or two? Sure! But just as you would sober, if you're just rushing through a turn, that mistake is probably bound to happen. That time you could be spending lingering on a brew is time you can spend considering the next mood. Beer may not be YOUR zen state, but it's thrown out there as a suggestion. Enlightenment probably makes the dice better too, but you can't buy years of meditation for a few bucks at the local shop.
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Postby Timminz on Mon May 05, 2008 6:15 pm

A few beers is generally better than being completely trashed, in my experience. Although, I have surprised the hell out of myself in some speed games that I really shouldn't have joined.
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Postby Vace Cooper on Mon May 05, 2008 7:05 pm

I do regret playing when im completely trashed, but like right now... a few beers + CC = A good 'ol time!
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Postby fwblb on Mon May 05, 2008 7:58 pm

so, is somebody going to set up a "beer tourney"? if so, i would almost definitely be in.

it would be great if skype could do multiple video calls at once. even just voice without the picture would be fun.

sorry to anybody this would offend, however, I don't get out much and think this would be fun enough for a babysitter!!
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Postby owenshooter on Tue May 06, 2008 1:04 am

fwblb wrote:sorry to anybody this would offend, however, I don't get out much and think this would be fun enough for a babysitter!!

it is a great idea, but what is this babysitter non-sense? who is going to fetch the beers while you are taking your turns? or are you talking about yourself getting hammered, while cooper babysits the game you are in? now THAT would be awesome!-0
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Postby what,me worry? on Tue May 06, 2008 1:09 am

I totally agree but im back into the military not by choice.... so my schwag option isnt there.... but ill drink a shit load and get even angry'r at my dice. thanks for the help. great post btw
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Postby gloryordeath on Tue May 06, 2008 4:40 pm

A beer tourney is a fantastic idea! I would have to play in that one...I kind of play in it everyday anyway. :D
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Postby dustn64 on Tue May 06, 2008 6:23 pm

good to know.
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Postby demon7896 on Tue May 06, 2008 7:37 pm

the new polite opening comment should be gl, and gd.
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Postby daydream on Wed May 07, 2008 6:55 am

fwblb wrote::lol: quite often i have this attitude. love it! sure does make for some double fun via skype or messenger too! i wonder how long it would take to complete a game if all four (or six even) players in a dubs game were having a (few) beer. i wanna try this some time. :D


hehe, me and lord voldemort have that problem sometimes... so far i think its never been both of us though :P

fwblb wrote:so, is somebody going to set up a "beer tourney"? if so, i would almost definitely be in.

it would be great if skype could do multiple video calls at once. even just voice without the picture would be fun.

sorry to anybody this would offend, however, I don't get out much and think this would be fun enough for a babysitter!!


i know i would be in that one. i think voldie would team with me :P and with the correct addons, skype CAN do multiple video calls. havent tried it yet myself though, so dont know how good it is...
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Re: Beer makes the dice better.

Postby lord voldemort on Wed May 07, 2008 8:52 am

hell yer id be down for that...
liek an internet party. we all get drunk on skype. then we play risk
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Postby Vace Cooper on Wed May 07, 2008 9:29 am

How about every territory you lose you have to take a shot
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Re: Beer makes the dice better.

Postby Timminz on Wed May 07, 2008 11:38 am

Vace Cooper wrote:How about every territory you lose you have to take a shot
of beer, or hard stuff? one wouldn't be enough, but the other would be too much, for me.
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