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Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Robinette on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:14 am

Most of you don't know me...

But those who do would say I am something of a Risk purist...
you know, mostly 6 player Classic escalating...

But I am ready to share a BIG SECRET with you all...


I HAVE played OTHER genre... YES, IT IS TRUE...
For example, would you believe that I've played a whopping 30 team games...
That's right... THIRTY! A BIG THREE OOOO on the career team stats!
Winning 16 from 30(53%) for a net gain of +93 points.
That's a NET GAIN people... NOT a negative number...
Yeah, I know... that surprised ME more than you... trust me...

I mean, just look at the last team game that happy2seeyou talked me into playing...
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Anybody who's familiar with team games can spot the lack of a coordinated attack right off.... Now don't blame happy for this, cause let me tell you, that girl plays a mean team game... but on this fateful day she had Robinette for a team partner... #-o
well.... let's just say she had her work cut out for her in that game... I can still remember her shouting out "Noooooo... this is a team game, we don't DO IT THAT WAY in team games...."



And I've actually played some no card games too... YES REALLY, I'M SERIOUS... I'VE PLAYED 23 NO CARDS GAMES... uh huh.. YES... that's just ONE shy of 2 DOZEN games!!! And NINE victories (39%) for +68 points... and for the record, it's actually 29 if you count the 6 no cards team games I've played... but we already talked about my team game skills above... Below is a screen shot from the MOST EXCITING No Cards game I have ever played... just look at that action...
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Actually this game went really well for me... see, I'm the green one, putting out lots of steam and in the lead... It did take a terribly long time to get to the finish line, but you are looking at one of NINE No Cards victories for me... I am quite proud of that one, actually, just look at the competition... I steam rolled them..



Which brings us to 2 player games
.......................... -err, well, I haven't ACTUALLY PLAYED any 2 player games, but I have participated in 3 player games....... -err, well, only 2... but if we include 4 player games then let me tell you, I have a game portfolio..... THAT'S RIGHT, if we look at ALL games with 2, 3, AND 4 players then we're looking a total of .... 21 games ... with 8 victories (38%) for a net of *sigh* MINUS 7 points... OKAY, but if we add ALL THREE 4-player team games, then we get 24 GAMES... AND THAT, my friends, IS A FULL TWO DOZEN... so with 10 wins (42%) it brings me up to a net of *double sigh* -6 points ... mnnnn... Darn, That is still MINUS Points....
Sadly those MINUS points tell the story all too well... in some of those games I was thinking 6 player strategy and got hosed, and in others it was a combination of bad luck and more bad luck... Like the time my wheels fell of during a 4 player escalating Tournament of Champions game won by Gozar... You just can't come back from that in a 4 player game...
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Well, I just wanted everybody to know that I had experimented with other games... but as you can see, I never inhaled... :mrgreen:
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:25 am

welcome to the dark side...-0
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Robinette on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:32 am

owenshooter wrote:welcome to the dark side...-0


oh nooooo... this is nothing recent...
and it's nothing I am proud of...
Going thru puberty has a profound effect on a young person,
and the peer pressure in those days, oh my... how my parents must have worried back then...
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby oVo on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:34 am

Thankyou so much for sharing, but I am really really curious about the strategy that you and happy2seeyou employed on the beach. Is it some type of covert diversionary tactic that can be revealed without diminishing it's endgame effectiveness?
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:46 am

i still think this is about her being a hemaphrodite or amphibian... i always get those two confused...-0
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Robinette on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:57 am

owenshooter wrote:i still think this is about her being a hemaphrodite or amphibian... i always get those two confused...-0


:shock: ... :lol: :lol: that is one serious case of dyslexia :lol: :lol:

ps.. it's spelled Hermaphrodite
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:25 am

Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i still think this is about her being a hemaphrodite or amphibian... i always get those two confused...-0


:shock: ... :lol: :lol: that is one serious case of dyslexia :lol: :lol:

ps.. it's spelled Hermaphrodite

i left out the R, because i am pretty sure you are more hiM than heR... :D...-0

p.s.-serioulsy, sometimes i am too fast for my own keyboard!! i am like cortez peters!!!
go get me a pic of him, rob!!! (and i pulled that from memory, without looking him or a subject up. you will be impressed when you find out about this gentleman!!)
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:27 am

Can I interest you in 6 player Escalating Adjacent on... Feudal Wars...???

The points gained would be swell, it really would...

PS. Shit. I just forgot I just lost premium. #-o
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby hulmey on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:58 am

last of a kind, but hey at least you got a Terminator's medal :lol: :lol:
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Ray Rider on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:40 am

:lol: :lol: Thanks for the light-hearted topic! It's a nice change from all the dismal complaining threads.
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:44 am

hehe Very cute story. I think it's time to try another team game. Maybe QUADS this time. :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby jiminski on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:46 am

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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:03 am

We need to talk Robin into it again. Even though I was very happy she accepted last time.
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby clapper011 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:14 am

owenshooter wrote:
Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i still think this is about her being a hemaphrodite or amphibian... i always get those two confused...-0


:shock: ... :lol: :lol: that is one serious case of dyslexia :lol: :lol:

ps.. it's spelled Hermaphrodite

i left out the R, because i am pretty sure you are more hiM than heR... :D...-0

p.s.-serioulsy, sometimes i am too fast for my own keyboard!! i am like cortez peters!!!
go get me a pic of him, rob!!! (and i pulled that from memory, without looking him or a subject up. you will be impressed when you find out about this gentleman!!)

are you sure your not "speedy conzalas"
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P.S: Ondele, Ondele ;)


P.s.s: congrats robinette!
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby jiminski on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:23 am

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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:41 am

let me know when you are ready for team games, one on every map, and we can dance, I will ask a horsemen and u get happy and we tango the night away :D












glad you are expanding your horizons there nette ;) I am liking the versatility of you striving slowly to be a COMPLETE well rounded risk master.
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby jiminski on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:44 am

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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:48 am

jiminski wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:.....

glad you are expanding your horizons there nette ;) I am liking the versatility of you striving slowly to be a COMPLETE well rounded risk master.



Risk mistress ; )



I stand corrected :oops:


mistress


its my dyslexia i say, lol :lol:
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby jiminski on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:07 am

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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:45 am

jiminski wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:

its my dyslexia i say, lol :lol:



I think you mean: 'it is my sexilady... '



dang, you are right again :lol: =D>
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Robinette on Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:50 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:

its my dyslexia i say, lol :lol:



I think you mean: 'it is my sexilady... '



dang, you are right again :lol: =D>



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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby whitestazn88 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:07 pm

i thought you had another BIG secret.... although i suppose that one would have to go into chatter box...
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby AAFitz on Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:14 pm

yeah whatever... dont trash my no cards games... us slowskis like to have our fun too... In fact, happy is in one with the biggest slowpokes I knew of on the site... for us its more exciting than

*www.image of:really fast jet over water making "firefox" splashes.com*

and consider your silly escalating games to just be

*www.image of: russian roulette scene from deer hunter.com*

so there!

hmmph, my pics didnt work the way yours did :cry:
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby Robinette on Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:28 pm

AAFitz wrote:yeah whatever... dont trash my no cards games... us slowskis like to have our fun too... In fact, happy is in one with the biggest slowpokes I knew of on the site... for us its more exciting than

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and consider your silly escalating games to just be

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so there!

hmmph, my pics didnt work the way yours did :cry:


I fixed your pics, fitz...

You know i am just being my silly funny self...
BECAUSE
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Re: Robinette's BIG Secret

Postby AAFitz on Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:30 pm

yeah, feel free to take it seriously... but I dont suggest it ;)

thanks for the pics though... I knew youd take care of that for me
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