Fuzzy Pengui's Pending Apology

[KLOBBER]

Hello everybody, and a good day to you all!

I recently reported several multis, in several different games, and received instead of thanks, a bunch of gratuitous harassment and abuse of authority from so-called "moderator" Fuzzy Pengui.

He claimed over and over again, from his overactive imagination, that there was no evidence against these multis. In reality, there WAS ample evidence to bust these multis, and the only thing that lacked evidence were the foolish and immature statements of this black and white bird.

The multis in question have indeed been BUSTED, and Fuzzy is shown to have been wrong all along. Please refer to these threads in "closed reports" for more information on Fuzzy's harassment and abuse of authority in these cases:

viewtopic.php?f=239&t=58478&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

viewtopic.php?f=239&t=58460&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

I have stated several times, publicly and privately, because of Fuzzy's unwarranted aggression, harassment, and abuse of authority in those threads, that I would cease reporting multis in the future. Of course, I am withdrawing those statements with full impunity, and I will of course continue to report multis freely and with full impunity, whenever I see fit, as I was right all along, and that Fuzzy bird was dead WRONG. If Fuzzy decides to abuse his authority and harass me in the future in similar cases, he will have a significant problem on his fuzzy little flippers.

A real man with human dignity and social graces would also offer a public apology in such a circumstance, admitting that he was wrong, and promising not to engage in such shameful harassing behavior and abuse of authority in the future.

A dirty bird would flock together with the likes of Wicked, who never accepted her guilt in similar cases, even as she was stripped of all authority, and later, embarrassingly banned from the site.

I would like to see what this fuzzy aquatic bird has to say about this, if anything.

I hope you have a wonderful day!

[daydream]

stop trolling.

[Frop]

Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer!

[PepperJack]

Having followed those threads as they were ongoing, I have to say that this is ridiculous. Fuzzy was merely asking for what caused you to believe the accused were multis. You, in an apparent attempt to derail your own report, responded the entirely useless "Are you under the impression, Sir, that I am a multi hunter?" Something caused you to believe that they were multis, that is the information he desired.

Fuzzy also was curious as to why you included "Member Harassment, Stalking" in your submissions. You also failed to answer this as well.

So far as I can tell Fuzzy owes you nothing resembling an apology. If anything you should be apologizing to Fuzzy and the hunters for not being any assistance whatsoever to your own submissions.

[KLOBBER]

I am not a multi hunter, Sir.

If the site is hiring, my rate will be very high, as my actual occupation produces a very high rate, and the site will have to make it worth my while.

I don't do other people's jobs for free, and I expect to report cheaters of all stripes without being subjected to unwarranted aggression, harassment, and abuse of authority by immature so-called "moderators."

He owes me a public apology for his shameful behavior, and he also owes me thanks for taking the time to alert the site to these instances of cheating.

Good day, Sir!

[KLOBBER]

Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer!

Hey, thanks for including that picture of Fuzzy Pengui!

[PepperJack]

Situation A:
1 - KLOBBER plays game.
2 - KLOBBER does not suspect foul play.
3 - KLOBBER does not submit anything to Cheating/Abuse forum.

Situation B:
1 - KLOBBER plays game.
2 - KLOBBER suspects foul play.
3 - KLOBBER submits suspected multis to Cheating/Abuse forum.

As KLOBBER's actions in line 3 of both situations hinges on line 2 we can logically draw the conclusion that you (KLOBBER) did, in fact, suspect foul play. It is evident you believed there to be multi-ism afoot as that is what you submitted. As you were actually in the games with these players you were able to witness their actions.

All Fuzzy wanted was to know which of their actions you witnessed made you submit to the Cheating/Abuse forum. He did not ask you to confirm their cheating. He did not ask you to ban them yourself. He asked for your opinion. The truly shocking part is that you wouldn't share it.

[KLOBBER]

Sir, please remain on the topic of this thread, which is Fuzzy Pengui's pending apology.

[PepperJack]

Arguing that Fuzzy does not owe you an apology would constitute being on topic in a thread about said apology.

If I was interjecting anything about your status on the site, your attitude, your selection of opponents, etc., I would be off topic, but I have chosen to stay away from those topics so much so that I even painted them with broad stroke.

[john9blue]

When someone is unaware that we are aware that he is trying to toy with us, it seems that we get the last laugh.

[Sentinel XIV]

When someone is unaware that we are aware that he is trying to toy with us, it seems that we get the last laugh.

Your sig just made me throw up.

[john9blue]

When someone is unaware that we are aware that he is trying to toy with us, it seems that we get the last laugh.

Your sig just made me throw up.

...Nobody's ever told me that before... lol. Hopefully that's not too common.

[joecoolfrog]

This seems like another entirely spurious thread by the OP designed simply to both irritate the mods and waste more of their time. Given his history in this regard and coupled with his style of gameplay , which at the very least brings discredit to the site , is it not high time that a firm and final warning was extended with the threat of a permaban if not immediately heeded.

[rayray]

What happened, did Klobby run out of question marks to farm and now he has to pick fights where there are none

[Incandenza]

I bring a bevy of entertaining and illuminating data.

Like the fact that every multi reported by Klobber either turned out to have been already busted before his report(s) or cleared.

Like the fact that he demanded that affected games be deleted, when anyone with any tenure on the site knows that CC's policy regarding games involving multis can be best summed up with the immortal phrase "suck it up, cupcake."

Like the fact that nowhere can Fuzzy be quoted as saying or even speculating that the accused were not multis.

Like the fact that Fuzzy isn't even a multi-hunter.

Like the fact that I prefer outright profane trollery to saccharine creepiness that one suspects wouldn't pass a Turing test.

And of course, like the fact that if Klobber were interviewed by the police about a crime he'd witnessed, his "How dare you suggest that I do your job" line would hopefully result in an intimate encounter with a Taser and maybe some tear gas and a truncheon or two.

The overall effect being that such a trenchant and public demand for an apology could be considered on par with that bloke who decapitated and ate a fellow bus passenger in Canada recently demanding that all the newspapers and websites that wrote mean things about him apologize for suggesting that he might have been psychotic.

(this is where I'd say "Don't feed the effing trolls", but sometimes it's too goddamn fun)

[lancehoch]

Locked... ...just locked.