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Funniest Comment Ever

Postby danodukebb on Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:34 am

From a new recruit in Feudal wars

2008-08-21 03:20:07 - genwa33: you took my castle?

LMFAO
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Sentinel XIV on Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 pm

I don't see the funny.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby lanyards on Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 pm

Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.


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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby danodukebb on Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 pm

eh i was drunk...
i found it funny
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby jiminski on Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:12 pm

danodukebb wrote:eh i was drunk...
i found it funny


change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Scott-Land on Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:30 pm

lanyards wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.


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It's like " You sunk my battleship !"
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Sentinel XIV on Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:37 pm

Scott-Land wrote:
lanyards wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.


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It's like " You sunk my battleship !"


That's what I was thinking, but...

I still don't see the funny.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby MrBenn on Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:23 pm

The funniest (at the time) quote from my board-gaming history was the line "...and I got my donkey for free!"

In hindsight, the amusement value is virtually nil!
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Aesop Jones on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:07 pm

I don't know, I've always found "....AND YOUR SHIRT LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG" to be one of the better post-elimination phrases.

But then, I'm the one saying it, so I like it.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby cpurcell on Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 pm

I found it amusing in an idiodic sort of way... then again, well just look my sig quote...
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Timminz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:42 pm

I was called a "windowlicker" in-game, once. I found that one quite amusing.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:05 am

hwhrhett called me a dogfucker when he noticed that I had skipped a card.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Scott-Land on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:19 am

Georgerx7di wrote:hwhrhett called me a dogfucker when he noticed that I had skipped a card.




Ya he stole it from Incand- although no one's touched the bowl of dicks.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby FabledIntegral on Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:41 am

My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby hulmey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:12 am

the funiest thing that ever happened was when this noob was getting pissed off becuase he couldnt take this terroity. He claims to have lost over 31 armies and not conquered it!! On closer inspection i found that he was bombarding it, but player didnt know what bombard was!!

it was as funny as hell and I ouldnt stop laughing, just imagining the poor git hitting attack with frustration and then slammming his keyboard really hard...it still gives me the giggles :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby realmss on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:55 am

FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf


Nice one, the thread finally gets a funny comment :P
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby The1exile on Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:50 am

jiminski wrote:change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"

brevity is wit, right jim?
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby jiminski on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:39 am

The1exile wrote:
jiminski wrote:change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"

brevity is wit, right jim?


yes
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:57 am

In another context, someone once wrote to me "Jones, may the dogs defile your grave". I quite like that one.
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby RashidJelzin on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:28 pm

FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf


FUCKING LOL
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby happy2seeyou on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:31 pm

RashidJelzin wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf


FUCKING LOL



hahahaha
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Re: Funniest Comment Ever

Postby Scott-Land on Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:16 am

2008-08-29 05:18:13 - Itrade: Teal can you move next turn I wanna get out of North America
2008-08-29 05:18:29 - badcrix: dam im dead
2008-08-29 05:18:49 - Itrade: okay no need then


Worth a chuckle....
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