Lack Kidnapped, JUST RELEASED <--BREAKING NEWS

by **Night Strike** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:57 pm

jiminski wrote:
Night Strike wrote:Oh come on Jim and Owen, don't ruin Robinette's HILARIOUS post.

that was entirely the opposite of the intention.

I wasn't referring to your picture. I was referring to the subsequent exchange.

by **jiminski** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:10 pm

Night Strike wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Night Strike wrote:Oh come on Jim and Owen, don't ruin Robinette's HILARIOUS post.

that was entirely the opposite of the intention.

I wasn't referring to your picture. I was referring to the subsequent exchange.

shhh i know

.. let's not cause more disruption please NS, it was a storm in a teacup and passed long ago.

by **jiminski** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:12 pm

pancakemix wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Threads in T(NY)R get locked for less than this.

i doubt it... this is actually funny... thread in T(NY)R are RARELY amusing or funny, they are just spam. we had the priviledge of being spammed up during the turkey day massacre or have you forgotten. nice robin, keep annoying them with your fact finding missions!!! nothing like irrefutable proof to prove your allegations!!!-0

That's subjective. What you find funny and what I find funny are different. This is mildly amusing. There have been hilarious threads that have been locked for no good reason. That's probably why you stay up here and why I stay down there.

why are you trying to get someones thread locked?
It was designed as light relief in a bitchy time, so how about some amusing and frivolous contribution from you too Pancake? ; )

by **Night Strike** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:14 pm

jiminski wrote:shhh i know .. let's not cause more disruption please NS, it was a storm in a teacup and passed long ago.

Perhaps that teacup actually contained turtle soup. :shock:

by **jiminski** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:18 pm

Night Strike wrote:
jiminski wrote:shhh i know .. let's not cause more disruption please NS, it was a storm in a teacup and passed long ago.

Perhaps that teacup actually contained turtle soup.

yummy indeed it was! creamed turtle soup!

by **Fruitcake** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:44 pm

jiminski wrote:
Night Strike wrote:
jiminski wrote:shhh i know .. let's not cause more disruption please NS, it was a storm in a teacup and passed long ago.

Perhaps that teacup actually contained turtle soup.

yummy indeed it was! creamed turtle soup!

I hope you eviscerated, and reserved the green fat correctly jim.

by **jiminski** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:14 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Night Strike wrote:
jiminski wrote:shhh i know .. let's not cause more disruption please NS, it was a storm in a teacup and passed long ago.

Perhaps that teacup actually contained turtle soup.

yummy indeed it was! creamed turtle soup!

I hope you eviscerated, and reserved the green fat correctly jim.

well not to would have been a churlish waste of a good endangered flesh!

by **Fruitcake** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:02 pm

And the Turtlet is most definitely endangered

by **mpjh** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:06 pm

Yeah, about as endangered as a christmas fruitcake from aunt Zelda.

by **Fruitcake** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:12 pm

mpjh wrote:Yeah, about as endangered as a christmas fruitcake from aunt Zelda.

Please stay on topic mpjh. This thread is about the lack of turtle presence.

(However, the fruitcake I receive from a distant Aunt in Scotland each year is quite delicious....)

by **pancakemix** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:18 pm

jiminski wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Threads in T(NY)R get locked for less than this.

i doubt it... this is actually funny... thread in T(NY)R are RARELY amusing or funny, they are just spam. we had the priviledge of being spammed up during the turkey day massacre or have you forgotten. nice robin, keep annoying them with your fact finding missions!!! nothing like irrefutable proof to prove your allegations!!!-0

That's subjective. What you find funny and what I find funny are different. This is mildly amusing. There have been hilarious threads that have been locked for no good reason. That's probably why you stay up here and why I stay down there.

why are you trying to get someones thread locked?
It was designed as light relief in a bitchy time, so how about some amusing and frivolous contribution from you too Pancake? ; )

Happy?

by **mpjh** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:22 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
mpjh wrote:Yeah, about as endangered as a christmas fruitcake from aunt Zelda.

Please stay on topic mpjh. This thread is about the lack of turtle presence.

(However, the fruitcake I receive from a distant Aunt in Scotland each year is quite delicious....)

See not endangered at all.

You, owen, and jim hijacked this topic a long time ago.

by **jiminski** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:24 pm

pancakemix wrote:
jiminski wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Threads in T(NY)R get locked for less than this.

i doubt it... this is actually funny... thread in T(NY)R are RARELY amusing or funny, they are just spam. we had the priviledge of being spammed up during the turkey day massacre or have you forgotten. nice robin, keep annoying them with your fact finding missions!!! nothing like irrefutable proof to prove your allegations!!!-0

That's subjective. What you find funny and what I find funny are different. This is mildly amusing. There have been hilarious threads that have been locked for no good reason. That's probably why you stay up here and why I stay down there.

why are you trying to get someones thread locked?
It was designed as light relief in a bitchy time, so how about some amusing and frivolous contribution from you too Pancake? ; )

Happy?

It's all for the kids!

well done mate, glad you came out of your shell! budabumbumching!!

by **Robinette** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:14 am

I don't even remember what this thread is all about...

Can somebody help me...

Yes, you there, with your hand raised...

by **jiminski** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:45 am

by **jako** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:56 am

we'd best pick him up soon, lest he wind up as turtle gumbo. :shock:

by **asl80** on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:08 am

jiminski wrote:

very funny, i believe this is the truth of the matter ... don't bother trying to convince me otherwise.

by **Robinette** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:43 pm

Daddy... why is the turtle sad?

by **mpjh** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:47 pm

She is not sad, she is getting ready to lay eggs if she can find the map to the spot.

by **owenshooter** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:03 pm

mpjh wrote:She is not sad, she is getting ready to lay eggs if she can find the map to the spot.

wow... that right there was some high comedy... wow...-0

by **mpjh** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:18 pm

Not nearly as funny as a jesus fixated dud.

by **mpjh** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:15 pm

Click image to enlarge.

Word is that they are keeping lack on drugs and in a constant state of hallucination.

by **Robinette** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:18 pm

mpjh wrote:Not nearly as funny as a jesus fixated dud.

"and the tortoise will stand with the hippo"

no wait... that's not in the Bible...

"and the lamb will lie down with the lion"

yeah... that's it--- opps, no... that's not in the Bible either...

Black Jesus, little help here...

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:41 pm

With all of these accusations running through the airwaves I've heard a slightly different story. My sources inform me that Lack was indeed kidnapped. However, it was by his long lost brotherhood coming to rescue him from the Hasbro Gestapo on their march to capture him(That previous picture could have just been a look alike). They endeavored on a magnificent quest across many oceans to locate him and were surprised to see how he has changed. They coerced him to make a journey back to his native lands and ever since have been on a crazed endorphin chase. They say that he has been spending these last few days in some sort of Sea Rave

where his mind has forever lost touch with CC. Sad really. He had so much potential, I'd hate to see him just dump this in Twill's lap all in the name of an epiphany buzz.

Upon waking up from his weeks of sole searching He found himself on the Shores Of Hawaii with a brutal hangover, wondering where he was and what had he done to get there.

After a heavy sleep he soon came to his senses and saw that there was much need for a bit of skirt chasing

He settled down and is in the process of carving out a new name for himself as Donatello the turtle lover. He opened up a secondary website with no recollection of his first. It would seem he had a calling

Whichever story is correct, I do not know. Although one thing is for sure. That he was a great.....turtle person who will be forever missed. If you get this message lack, Don't forget about your adoring fans. Stop by and say hello some time.